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Friday, 21 July 2017

Latest Happy Birthday Sms Messages Happy Birthday Wishes For Friends เคœเคจ्เคฎเคฆिเคจ SMS

Latest Happy Birthday Sms Messages Happy Birthday Wishes For Friends เคœเคจ्เคฎเคฆिเคจ SMS latest sms Quotes For Best Friend Happy Birthday Shayari Sms In Hindi For Gf Or Bf Birthday Jokes Birthday Wishes


Latest quotes and messages greetings for birthday

Happy Birthday Wishes Greeting Cards
Happy Birthday Wishes Greeting Cards


Ho poori dil ki khwaahish aapki,

aur mile khushiyon ka jaha aapko,
jab kabhi aap maange aasmaa ka ek taara,
to bhagwaan de de saara aasama aapako…
janm din ki badhai ho apko!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Jis din aap zameen par aaye ye aasmaan bhi khoob roya hoga
aakhir uske aansoo thamte bhi to kaise,
usne apna sabse pyaara taara jo khoya hoga,
Happy birthday !!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Wishing You a HAPPY SUCCESSFUL and 
DELIGHTFUL Birthday,
Loaded With Full of LOVEs,
 BLESSINGS from your Close ones 
Have a wonderful Day. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

เคฌเคฐ्เคฅเคกे เค•ी เคคो เคชाเคฐ्เคŸी เคนोเคจी เคšाเคนिเค, 
Wish เคคो Morning เค•ी เคญी เคนोเคคी เคนै.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dost!!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

On Your this Birthday,
May God turns all your Passion in to a Grand Succession,
May you Enjoy today the Moments of Celebrations. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dear
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Let the exciting things happen today,
Air full of flying balloons
Cheeks full of cakes & kisses,
and let me Love & Hug you a little louder today.
Stay Happy and Blessed,
Enjoy every moment of your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜



Latest Happy Birthday  for friends
Latest Happy Birthday  for friends

A 4 == aap ko

B 4 == bahut bahut

C 4 == chori chori

D 4 == dil se

E 4 == ek bar

F 4 == face to face

G 4 == gale mila kar
Aap ko kehna chahte hai.

" HaPpY bIrtHdAy "
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

เค‰เคธ เคฆिเคจ เค–ुเคฆा เคจे เคญी เคœเคถ्เคจ เคฎเคจाเคฏा เคนोเค—ा 
เคœिเคธ เคฆिเคจ เค†เคชเค•ो เค…เคชเคจे เคนाเคฅों เคธे เคฌเคจाเคฏा เคนोเค—ा 
เค‰เคธเคจे เคญी เคฌเคนाเค เคนोंเค—े เค†ंเคธू 
เคœिเคธ เคฆिเคจ เค†เคชเค•ो เคงเคฐเคคी เคชเคฐ เคญेเคœ เค•เคฐ,เค–ुเคฆ เค•ो เค…เค•ेเคฒा เคชाเคฏा เคนोเค—ा
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

เคคोเคนเคซा-เค‡-เคฆिเคฒ เคฆे เคฆू เคฏा เคฆे เคฆू เคšाँเคฆ เคคाเคฐे 
เคœเคจ्เคฎ เคฆिเคจ เคชे เคคुเคे เค•्เคฏा เคฆू เคฏเคน เคชूเค›ें เคฎुเค เคธे เคธाเคฐे 
เฅ›िเคจ्เคฆเค—ी เคคेเคฐे เคจाเคฎ เค•เคฐ เคฆू เคญी เคคोเคน เค•เคฎ เคนै
 เคฆाเคฎเคจ เคฎें เคญเคฐ เคฆूँ เคนเคฐ เคชเคฒ เฅ™ुเคถी เค•ा เคฎें เคคुเคฎ्เคนाเคฐे…
Congratulation and wish you a very happy returns of the day
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Tohfa me tujhe aaj mera dil hi deta hoon,
ye haseen moka gawaana nahi chaahta hoon,
apne dil ki baat tumhaare saamne batlaata hu,
aur tumhaare janm din ki shubh kaamnaaye deta hu.
Congratulation!!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

yahi dua karta hu khud se,
aapki jindagi me koi gam na ho,
janmdin par mile hazaaro khushiyaan,
chaahe unmen shaamil ham na ho.
happy birthday Bro
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Because today is your day, 
Its an opportunity for you to know that your special and special things are for you today.
May life lead you to great happiness, Success and hope that all your wishes comes true!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Some like Sunday, Some like Monday however, 
I like only one day... that's your birthday :...)
Happy Birthday Dear!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Funny Birthday  greetings quotes
Funny Birthday  greetings quotes

เคนो เคฌเคธ เคนोเค ों เคชे เคฎुเคธ्เค•ाเคจ เค†เคชเค•े, 
เคจ เคนो เฅ›िเคจ्เคฆเค—ी เคฎें เค•ोเคˆ เค˜ुเคฎ เค•ा เคจाเคฎ เค†เคชเค•े, 
เคœिเคจ เคชเคฒों เคธे เคฎिเคฒเคคी เคนै เฅ™ुเคถी เค†เคชเค•ो 
เคตो เคชเคฒ เคนเคฎेเคถा เคฌเคจे เคฐเคนे เฅ›िเคจ्เคฆเค—ी เคฎें เค†เคชเค•े.
Wishing You A Very Happy Birthday
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

เค†เคœ เค–ुเคถिเคฏों เคธे เคธเคœे เค†เคชเค•ा เคฆिเคจ, 
เค”เคฐ เค–ूเคฌเคธूเคฐเคค เคนो เคฐाเคค, 
เคœเคนाँ เคœเคนाँ เคœाเคฏे เค†เคช เคตเคน เคฌเคธ เคนो เคซूเคฒों เค•ी เคฌเคฐเคธाเคค,
A Very Happy Birthday
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Lo aaj itni si dua hai khuda se hamari,

Zindagi me bhar jaye apke khushiyan sari,

Janamdin pe mile apko sab apno ka pyar
 Or 
hothon pe aaye muskaan sab se pyari.

Happy Birthday dear
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

เค†เคฏे เคฏे เคฆिเคจ เคฒौเคŸ เค•े เคฌाเคฐ เคฌाเคฐ, 
เคธाเคฅ เคฒाเคฏे เค–ुเคถिเคฏाँ เคนเฅ›ाเคฐ เคฌाเคฐ, 
เคœिเคฏो เค†เคช เคฒाเค–ो เคธाเคฒ 
เคฎिเคฒे เค†เคชเค•ो เคธเคฌ เคธे เค–ूเคฌ เคธाเคฐा เคช्เคฏाเคฐ.
Wish you a many many returrns of the day
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! 
Thanku and Happy Birthday Dear!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart.
Celebrating your special day with you.
But I want you to know that I'm thinking of you & wishing you a wonderful birthday!
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜

I am dancing and singing on your birthday! Only that you cant see me!
Wish I was celebrating with you.
๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜



Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Parents Day Wishes Quotes SMS Pictures, Images, Greetings Status for Facebook, Whatsapp

Parents Day Wishes Quotes SMS Pictures, Images, Greetings Status for Facebook, Whatsapp Images for parents day, Fantastic Parents Day Stock Images,Origin and History of Parents' Day in India

Happy Parents Day! 

Parents’ Day is celebrated on the fourth Sunday of July every year in all over world. Citizens, organizations, and state, and local governmental and legislative entities are encouraged to recognize Parents’ Day through proclamations, activities, and educational efforts to recognize, uplift and support the role of parents in bringing up their children to appreciate childrens and parents.

Parents Day Wishes Quotes SMS Pictures
Parents Day Wishes Quotes SMS Pictures

I know I am lucky to have parents who love endlessly…
to me and each other. Happy Parents Day!
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ


It takes really special people,
to be wonderful parents like you.
Wishing you a happy Parents’ Day!    
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ


Thank you Mom & Dad for being such wonderful parents.
You have been in the best of my times as also in the worst.
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ


I love you Mom and Dad! You’ve brought me into this beautiful world
and have given me everything that I’ve wished for.
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Parents Day Wishes Quotes SMS greetings
Parents Day Wishes Quotes SMS greetings
There Is Nothing Greater Than 
Parents In This World … 
So Always Love Your Parents, 
support you parents 
Never Forget Them… 

Happy Parents Day
Love you Mom Dad
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ


No one can take place of your Parents 
Parents is only to protect you and work for you in day and night 
No one can better think for you only your Parents. 

Happy Parents day.
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ


Good parents give their children Roots and Wings. 
Roots to know where home is, 
wings is to fly away and exercise what’s been taught them in life

Happy Parents Day.
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ


Ek Pul par pani tezi se beh raha tha.


DAD- Beta Daro Mat, Mera Hath Pakad Lo


Daughter-Nahi DAD Aap Mera Hath Pakad Lo


DAD (Muskura Kar)-Dono Me Kya antar hai


Daughter- Agar Mene Apka Hath Pakda or Achank Kuch Ho Jaye,
To Shayd Mai Apka Hath Chhod Du, 

LEKIN

Agar Aap Mera Hath Pakadenge To Main Janti Hu Ke Chahe Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye,

AAP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE..
ILOVEYOU DAD
๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Fantastic Parents Day Stock Images
Fantastic Parents Day Stock Images


  • The Parents’ Day Council plays an active role in celebrating and promoting Parents’ Day through a range of events and activities.  For example, the council honors “Parents of the Year” at local, state and national levels. Those who have been nominated or selected are people who exemplify the standard and ideal of positive parenthood. Exemplary parents from each state are nominated for “National Parents of the Year”, parents day is celibrating on national level.



  • Children buy gifts, greetings, flowers etc. for their parents(Mom and Dad) and wish them for happy life and thanks for supporting.

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  • Just like there is a day charted for children, international rights dedicated a day to the parents. A day we respect our parent for all that they do for us in our life. Many countries declare it a holiday and non working day. It is done to provide respite to the parents who are working. It was chartered so that children can learn to appreciate their parents, own or foster.

Monday, 17 July 2017

Latest Whatsapp Status in Hindi | Best collection of Romantic Status Quotes Hindi Shayari

Latest Whatsapp Status in Hindi Best collection of Romantic Status Hindi Shayari Cool Whatsapp Status New Collection of Quotes Love Quotes Hindi Status attitude status sad status

New whatsapp status ........
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Pyar, ehasan, nafrat, dushmani jo chaaho wo karaalo mujhse,
aap ki kasam wahi double hokar milega!!!
✌๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

ek neend hai jo logon ko raat bhar nahi aati….
bas ek jameer hi hai jo har wakt soya katrta hai...
✌๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

attitude status
attitude status
Dhoondhte ho kya aankhon me kahaani meri ,.
khud mein gum rahna to aadat hai puraani meri .,!!!
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

tum bujha kar chal to diye, meri yaadon ke chiraag
kya karoge agar, raaste me kahi raat ho gayi…๐Ÿ˜Š
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

mahfil me mile to anjaan kah diya…
tanha jo mile to jaan kahte ho
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

jindagi me sirf do hi nasha karna ae doston….*
*jeene ke liye yaar aur marne ke liye pyaar….
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
attitude stattus photo
attitude stattus photo

Ahsaan dono ka hi tha, makaan par.. 
chhat ne jata diya aur neev ne chhupa liya 
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

log hamaari kadar tab nahi karte jab ham akele ho…….
tab karte hai jab vo akele hon  
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

kuchh cheeje paiso se nahi milti, 
aur mujhe unhi cheejo ka shauk hai    
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

wakt jab aankhe fer leta hai ..
sher ko to kutta bhi gher leta hai 
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

pasand aa gayi hai kuchh logo ko ham…..
kuchh logo ko ye baat pasand nahin aayi ….   
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

agar koi chup hai to iska matlab ye nahi ki use bolna nahi aata,
ho sakta hai vo thappad  maarne me yakeen rakhta ho !!
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

daulat to viraasat me milti hai, 
lekin pahchaan apne dam par banaani padti hai  
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

ham to chhote hai adab se sar jhuka lenge , 
bade ye tay karlen unme badappan kitna hai
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
attitude status for whatsapp
attitude status for whatsapp
Aajkal bas ek hi kaam reh gaya hai logon ko 
bharosa aur dil todo fir sorry bol do   
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

hogi bhale hi tu tere baap ki pari aur duniya ki maharaani…
lekin teri jaisi 36 ghoomatee hai mere aage peechhe bankar naukarani  
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

ehasaan donon ka hee tha, makaan par.. 
chhat ne jata diya aur neev ne chhupa liya 
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

zindagi me name ho , badanaam ho,
par gumanaam na ho

Sunday, 16 July 2017

Latest Santa Banta Jokes | pati patni jokes | Teacher Student Jokes เคนिंเคฆी เคšुเคŸเค•ुเคฒे for whatsapp and facebook

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Santa and Bank Manager
Santa Banta Joke in Hindi with Picture
Santa Banta Joke in Hindi with Picture
 Bank manager:
cash khatm ho gaya hai kal aana

santa:
lekin mujhe mere paise abhi chaahiye!!!!

manegar:
dekhiye aap gussa mat kariye,
shaanti se baat keejiye..

santa:
theek hai bulao shaanti ko,
aaj usi se baat karunga !!
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

Santa, ghabraate huye: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do... 

Santa please: Nahi Jahan panah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

pulse polio team ghar aayi…
santa (biwi se): "bandook" aur "kaaratus" kaha hain…??

team bhaagi,
peechhe se santa ne aavaaj di,

ruko
oye ruko
ye hamaare bachcho ke naame hain.!!
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

Teacher Student Jokes เคนिंเคฆी เคšुเคŸเค•ुเคฒे
Teacher Student Jokes เคนिंเคฆी เคšुเคŸเค•ुเคฒे
Teacher:
“เคธंเคคोเคท เค†เคฎ เค–ाเคคा  เคนै”
is vsentence ko english me translate karo?

pappu ne english mein translatet kiya:
“satisfaction is general account”!!
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

hindie ki class me: - 

Guruji: kavita aur nibandh me antar batao...!!!

pappu: girlfrend ke muh se nikla ek shabd bhi 
kavita ke samaan hota hai aur patni ke muh se 
nikla ek hi shabd nibandh ke samaan hota hai.

"pappu class moniter bana diya gaya"
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

santa: tune koi 3D movie dekhi hai.
banta: haa.
santa: kaun si?
banta: din dahaade dakaiti.
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

santa banta se
santa : yaar kal maine ek aadmi ko dariya me doobte huye bahar nikaal liya.
banta : fir k‍ya hua?
santa : phir waapis dariya me fenk diya.
banta : tumne aisa kyon kiya?
santa : kahaavat hai neki kar dariya me daal. isliye!
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

Banta: - parathe ke saath lassi pi ke ekdam nasha chadh gaya 
aur mast neend aayi...!!!

santa: - chupkar, ab tu high way se panjabi dhaabe bhi 500 meter 
dooor karvayega kya...?
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด
pati patni jokes images
pati patni jokes images
Husband : munna kab se ro raha hai.
ise lori sunaakar sula kyon nahi deti?

Wife :
lori sunaati hu to padosi kahte hain ki
bhabhi ji is se achchha to munne ko hi rone do.


๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด



Ek budhiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,

Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,

usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-

"Aise pi jata he cold drink."


Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

Aajkal ghar me biwi bhi baat-baat me GST bolne lagi hai.
ghar me kaisi bhi bahas chal rahi ho vo GST bol kar bahas ko khatm kar deti hai.

tang aakar maine poochh hi liya:
“ye tum baat karte-karte beech me hi GST bol kar chal deti ho… 
kya matlab hai tumhaara ??”

aur usne jo javaab diya to me sar pakad kar baith gaya.

G – galti
S – sirf
T – tumhaari hai
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด

Raamu: - tujhe do ladkiyan propose kare to tu 
kisse shaadi karega...??

shyamu: - me dono ki kushti karaunga aur jo haaregi 
usse shaadi karunga...!!!

raamu: haarne vali se kyon...??

shyamu: - kyonki shaadi ke baad vah mujhe kam peetegi...
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Ek baar to main bhi chala gaya border pe ladne 

fir ye sochkar vaapas aa gaya
ki

gher waali hi nahi darti to dushman kya khaak darenge

patni peedit pati
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Ladki: tum saare ladake ek jaise hee kyon hote ho..
.
ladka: actually hm ladke makup nahi karte na.!
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wo mujhse boli me tujhe chhod
dungi..
.
.
.
mein bola nahi mere paas bike hai ek, me khud
chala jaunga.
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Saturday, 15 July 2017

Happy Raksha Bandhan Wishes 2017(Rakhi) in Advance Greetings Cards and Wallpapers Wishes Messages, Jokes

Happy Raksha Bandhan Wishes 2017(Rakhi) in Advance Greetings Cards and Wallpapers Wishes Messages, Jokes,  Brother and Sister Wishes, Quotes SMS เคฐเค•्เคทाเคฌंเคงเคจ เคœोเค•्เคธ


Happy RakshaBandhan in Advance


เคฐเค•्เคทा เคฌंเคงเคจ เคญाเคˆ-เคฌเคนเคจ เค•े เคฌीเคš เค•े เคช्เคฏाเคฐ เค•ो เคฌเคขाเคคा เคนै। 
har bhai ka yeh kartavya hai ki wo apani bahen ki raksha kare.
bahen bhi raakhi ke din apne bhai ke achchhe, safal aur surakshit bhavishya ki kaamana karti hai. bhai bhi apani bahen ki har paristhiti me raksha karne ka vachan deta hai. isse ek svasth paarivarik rishte ka nirmaan hota hai.


Raksha Bandhan Greetings Cards and Wallpapers
Raksha Bandhan Greetings Cards and Wallpapers
เคนเคฐ เค—เคฒी เคซूเคฒों เคธे เคธเคœा เคฐเค–ी เคนै,
เคนเคฐ เคšौเค• เคชเคฐ เคฒเฅœเค•िเคฏाँ เคฌैเค ा เคฐเค–ी เคนै,
เคœाเคจे เค•िเคธ เค—เคฒी เคธे เค—ुเฅ›เคฐेंเค—े เค†เคช,
เคนเคฐ เคฒเฅœเค•ी เค•े เคนाเคฅ เคฎें เคฐाเค–ी เคฅเคฎा เคฐเค–ी เคนै....

Happy RakshaBandhan in Advance
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Rishta hm bhai bahen ka,
kabhi mitha kabhi khatta,

Kabhi ruthna kabhi manana

Kabhi dosti kabhi jhagda

Kabhi rona aur kabhi hansna,

yehi rishta hai pyaar ka 
Sabse alag sabse anokha.

Happy RakshaBandhan
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เคฌเคนเคจा เคจे เคญाเคˆ เค•ी เค•เคฒाเคˆ เคธे.. 
เคช्เคฏाเคฐ เคฌाँเคงा เคนै เคช्เคฏाเคฐ เค•े เคฆो เคคाเคฐ เคธे..
เคธंเคธाเคฐ เคฌाँเคงा เคนै, เคฐेเคถเคฎ เค•ी เคกोเคฐी เคธे..
เคธंเคธाเคฐ เคฌाँเคงा เคนै 


เคนैเคช्เคชी เคฐเค•्เคทा เคฌंเคงเคจ…
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new Raksha Bandhan Greetings Cards and wishes
new Raksha Bandhan Greetings Cards and wishes
เคฌเคšเคชเคจ เค•ी เคตो เคญीเคจी เคธ्เคฎृเคคिเคฏां เคฒेเค•เคฐ
เค†เคฏा เคฐाเค–ी เค•ा เคค्เคฏौเคนाเคฐ
เคฌाเคค-เคฌाเคค เคชเคฐ เคตो เคฐूเค เคจा
เคฎेเคฐा เคธ्เคจेเคน เคคुเคฎ्เคนाเคฐा เคœ्เคฏूँ เคฌाเคฌुเคฒ เค•ा เคช्เคฏाเคฐ

เคฎुเคฌाเคฐเค• เคนो เคญैเคฏा เคคुเคฎ्เคนें
RakshaBandhan เค•ा เคค्เคฏौเคนाเคฐ.....
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I love to tease you by calling different names.
I love to tease you.
Oh! how much I will miss those fights we have after you are gone to your sasural.
I will always love you Sis .
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kaisi bhi ho ek bahen honi chaahiye.
badi ho to maan-baap se bachane waali.
chhoti ho to hamare peeth pichhe chhupne wali...
badi ho to chupchaap hamare pocket me paise rakhne wali,
chhoti ho to chupchaap paise nikaal lene wali...
chhoti ho ya badi,
chhoti-chhoti baato pe ladne wali, ek bahen honi chaahiye...
badi ho to, galti pe hamaare kaan kheenchne vali,
chhoti ho to apni galti par, sory bhaiya kahne
vali..
khud se jyaada hame pyaar karne waali ek bahen honi chaahiye...

Rakshabandhan ki haardik shubhakamanaye to you and your faimily too
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  • Rakshabandhan ek aisa tyohaar hai jiska jyaadatar sambandh bharat ke uttar aur pashchimi shetro se hai lekin desh ke sabhi raajyon me is tyohaar ko bahut se samudaay ke log khushi se manaate hai. dhaarmik tyohaar bhale hi alag-alag manaaye jaate ho lekin raksha bandhan ka tyohaar poore desh me ek saath manaaya jaata hai.
  • Raksha Bandhan is the most significant story of the dedication of a brother's promise if that of Emperor Humayun who went with his troops to Mewar when Rani Karnavati who ruled the region then asked for his help. Mewar had been attacked twice by Bahadur Shah and as a ray of hope she sent a letter to Humayun with a rakhi asking for his help. The emperor who was between a military campaign then left everything to go and protect her.

  • ham sabhi samajik praani hai, jo ek-doosre se jude rahne ke liye svechchha se rishton ke bandhan me bandhte hai. ye bandhan hamaari svatantrata ka hanan karne waale bandhan nahi balki prem ke bandhan hote hain... 
    • hamaare samaaj me har rishte ko koyi na koyi naam diya gaya hai. theek usi tarah aadmi aur aurat ke bhi kayi rishte ho sakte hain, magar un rishton me sabse pyaar rishta bhai-bahen ka rishta hota hai.


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