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Santa and Bank Manager

Santa Banta Joke in Hindi with Picture

 Bank manager:

cash khatm ho gaya hai kal aana

santa:

lekin mujhe mere paise abhi chaahiye!!!!

manegar:

dekhiye aap gussa mat kariye,

shaanti se baat keejiye..

santa:

theek hai bulao shaanti ko,

aaj usi se baat karunga !!

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Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

Santa, ghabraate huye: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do... 

Santa please: Nahi Jahan panah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

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pulse polio team ghar aayi…

santa (biwi se): "bandook" aur "kaaratus" kaha hain…??

team bhaagi,

peechhe se santa ne aavaaj di,

ruko

oye ruko

ye hamaare bachcho ke naame hain.!!

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Teacher Student Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले

Teacher:

“संतोष आम खाता  है”

is vsentence ko english me translate karo?

pappu ne english mein translatet kiya:

“satisfaction is general account”!!

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hindie ki class me: - 

Guruji: kavita aur nibandh me antar batao...!!!

pappu: girlfrend ke muh se nikla ek shabd bhi 

kavita ke samaan hota hai aur patni ke muh se 

nikla ek hi shabd nibandh ke samaan hota hai.

"pappu class moniter bana diya gaya"

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santa: tune koi 3D movie dekhi hai.

banta: haa.

santa: kaun si?

banta: din dahaade dakaiti.

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santa banta se

santa : yaar kal maine ek aadmi ko dariya me doobte huye bahar nikaal liya.

banta : fir k‍ya hua?

santa : phir waapis dariya me fenk diya.

banta : tumne aisa kyon kiya?

santa : kahaavat hai neki kar dariya me daal. isliye!

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Banta: - parathe ke saath lassi pi ke ekdam nasha chadh gaya 

aur mast neend aayi...!!!

santa: - chupkar, ab tu high way se panjabi dhaabe bhi 500 meter 

dooor karvayega kya...?

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pati patni jokes images

Husband : munna kab se ro raha hai.

ise lori sunaakar sula kyon nahi deti?

Wife :

lori sunaati hu to padosi kahte hain ki

bhabhi ji is se achchha to munne ko hi rone do.

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Ek budhiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,

Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,

Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,

usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-

"Aise pi jata he cold drink."

Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!

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Aajkal ghar me biwi bhi baat-baat me GST bolne lagi hai.

ghar me kaisi bhi bahas chal rahi ho vo GST bol kar bahas ko khatm kar deti hai.

tang aakar maine poochh hi liya:

“ye tum baat karte-karte beech me hi GST bol kar chal deti ho… 

kya matlab hai tumhaara ??”

aur usne jo javaab diya to me sar pakad kar baith gaya.

G – galti

S – sirf

T – tumhaari hai

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Raamu: - tujhe do ladkiyan propose kare to tu 

kisse shaadi karega...??

shyamu: - me dono ki kushti karaunga aur jo haaregi 

usse shaadi karunga...!!!

raamu: haarne vali se kyon...??

shyamu: - kyonki shaadi ke baad vah mujhe kam peetegi...

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Ek baar to main bhi chala gaya border pe ladne 

fir ye sochkar vaapas aa gaya

ki

gher waali hi nahi darti to dushman kya khaak darenge

patni peedit pati

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Ladki: tum saare ladake ek jaise hee kyon hote ho..

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ladka: actually hm ladke makup nahi karte na.!

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wo mujhse boli me tujhe chhod

dungi..

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.

mein bola nahi mere paas bike hai ek, me khud

chala jaunga.

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