Love Couple Shayari With Image Hindi 2019 Breakup Shayari Sad Shayari shayri for whatsap Facebook

Love Couple Shayari With Image Hindi 2019 Breakup Shayari Sad Shayari shayri for whatsap Facebook

Hanste Huye Tujhko Jab Bhi Dekhta Hu Main,
Tu Hi Duniya Hai Meri Yahi Sochta Hun Main.
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हँसते हुए तुझको जब भी देखता हूँ मैं,
तू ही दुनिया है मेरी यही सोचता हूँ मैं।
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बेवफाई उसकी दिल से मिटा के आया हूँ,
ख़त भी उसके पानी में बहा के आया हूँ,
कोई पढ़ न ले उस बेवफा की यादों को,
इसलिए पानी में भी आग लगा कर आया हूँ।
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जब कोई ख्याल दिल से टकराता है!
दिल न चाह कर भी, खामोश रह जाता है!
कोई सब कुछ कहकर, प्यार जताता है!
कोई कुछ न कहकर भी, सब बोल जाता है!
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mohabbat barbaad ho rahi thi haal aashiqana tha
dil ke tokde ho rahe the logo ne wah wah kya nishana tha
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मोहब्बत की कहूँ देवी या तुमको बंदगी कह दूँ,
बुरा मानो न गर हमदम तो तुमको ज़िन्दगी कह दूँ
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वो वक़्त वो लम्हे कुछ अजीब होंगे,
दुनिया में हम खुश नसीब होंगे,
दूर से जब इतना याद करते है आपको,
क्या होगा जब आप हमारे करीब होंगे! 
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Best Romantic Love Shayari Collection jokes on IPL - हिंदी शायरी Sad Romantic College Shayari

Best Romantic Love Shayari Collection jokes on IPL - हिंदी शायरी Sad Romantic College Shayari Funny IPL 2018 Jokes, SMS, Messages shayari In Hindi For Whatsaap facebook MI vs CSK jokes news

Latest Shayari for Girlfriend Boyfriend and jokes on IPL 2018 

Shayari Love

Baahar se sooraj ki garmee ki tarah
andar se baarish ki boondon ki tarah
kya bolu uske baare me .. vo to hain
ghane baadalo me indrq dhanush k i tarah...
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Best Romantic Love Shayari Collection jokes on IPL

There are lots of ways to be romantic, 
such as hugging, singing, kissing love songs Dates with his/her etc 
but Beautiful Love Shayaris are the sweet way to express 
your deepest feelings for your partner.
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ab kuchh karishme ghajal dekhaate hai
jara sa lahaja badal dekhaate hain
judaiyaan to mukaddar hai jaan - e - safar
par kuch dooor tere saath chal dekhaaate hai...
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jokes on IPL

virat  kohli memes jokes shayari

kabhi alfaaz bhool jai kabhi khayaal bhool jau me,
tujhe is kadar chaahoo ki apni saans bhool jau me,
uth kar tere paas se jo main chal du,
toh jaate huye khud ko tere paas bhool jau me...!!!
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Best Romantic Love Shayari 

aap hamse hm aapse pyaaar paate rahe
mohabbat ka ehasaqas yuhi jagaate rahe
hoke hamesha ke liye ek doosare ke….
valentins bhi ham saath manaate rahe
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ye meri mohabbat thi , ya deevaangi ki beintiha, 
tere qareeb se gujar gaya tere hi khayaalon me!!
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In English words-
It was my love that the love of devotion, 
passed near you, in your thoughts !!
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दिल में chhipi यादो से सारारु तुजहे, 
तू देखे से अपनी अखो मुझे उतारू तुजहे, 
तेरे नाम को labon पे ऐस sajaya है, 
to भी जौसे ख्बो मुझे पुकारू तुजहे ... !!!
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meree aankho ka har aansoo tere pyaar ki nishaani hai, 
jo too samjhe to moti hai, na samjhe to paani hai!!
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  MI vs CSK jokes

rohit sharma virat kohli ipl jokes

 हिंदी शायरी Sad Romantic College Shayari

In English words-
Every tear of my eyes is a sign of your love, 
which you understand is a pearl, do not understand, then water.. !!
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Sad Romantic College Shayari

unhen chaahana hamaari kamjori hai
unse kah na paana hamaari majboori hai.
vo kyu nahi samajhti meri khaamoshi ko
kya pyaar ka izahaar karana zaroori hai...
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shayari In Hindi For Whatsaap facebook

In English words-
They want our weakness
It is our strength to say no to them.
Why does not she understand my silence?
Is it necessary to show love?
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Indian Premiere League 3018 jokes shayari and entertainmennt Indian Premiere League Gabbar Jokes Collection  Rishabh paint virat kohli cricketer pl 2018 schedule IPL jokes

IPL Latest Jokes annd Memes of  2018

Eight teams are included to play in IPL 2018. The tournament involves each team playing every other team two times( as double round-robin format) in complete IPL in a home and away from home. At the conclusion of the double round-robin IPL league,  the top four teams on the basis of aggregate points qualify for the semifinal. At this stage,  the top two teams compete with each other (in a match titled "Qualifier 1"), as do the remaining two teams While the winner of Qualifier 1 directly qualifies for the final match,  the losing team get one more chance to win the final match by playing with the winning team of the Eliminator match;  this match is titled Qualifier 2. The team that wins the final match is crowned the Indian Premier League winners, The winner of this subsequent Qualifier 2 match moves onto the final IPL match.  The schedule for the  tournament was published on 14 February 2018 and start on 7 april 2018.

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IPL virat and anushkha jokes

Height of misunderstndng
IPL T20 Flash News of the year!
All boys Performed well at last night.
I was fully satisfied,
if uyou understatnd the share....
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IPL team of computer science engineers
a.Rajasthan recursion
b.Kolkata node riders
c.Mumbai implicants
d.Delhi dragging
e.Chennai super computers
f.Royalstack bangaloru
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chris gyle jokes funny

EXAMs should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall untill first 15 min
invigilator Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!
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The Devils challenged the Angels to an IPL.
But we’ve got all the players, said the Angels.
Yes. But we’ve got all the team owners exclaimed The Devils.
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IPL Funny SMS in Hindi
Sholey ki team ne IPL me khelne gayi,
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Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 200 run diye aur extra me 250 run diye
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Batao kyun?.
.
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha 
simple yaar
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Rishabh pant तो इस बार 
IPL में ऐसे खेल रहा है
जैसे  neerav modi का
 सारा लोन इसे ही वापस करना है|
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 जिन लड़कियों को क्रिकेट IPL में इंटरेस्ट
होता हैं ना, उनसे कोई लड़का
सेट नही होता why??
क्योकि वो  लडके में

विराट कोहली ढूंढती हैं.
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IPL memes shayari

Malik bahar chala jaye toh

Naukar dhandhe ki waat lagaata hai…

Iska example hai : RCB

.

Aur Malik jordar ho to Naukar

ji jan lagake kam karta hai..

Iska example hai : MUMBAI INDIANS
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तन्हा रहना तो , मोहब्बत वालो की एक रस्म है , dosto
अगर फूल सिर्फ खुशी के लिये होते तो जनाजे पर न डाले जाते ??
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सुना हैं पाकिस्तानी खिलाड़ी अगर इंडिया से 
फाइनल  match हार गये,
तो वे पकिस्तान न जाकर, next pm राहुल गांधी की 
तरह कुछ दिनों के लिए दुबई
वाली नानी के घर चले जायेंगे.
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Rishabh pant meme jokes score highest

उस वक्त तो  mind ही घूम गया  mera ,
जब कचरे वाली ने कहा कि लाओ IPL की बक्शीस  RCB ke liye. 
यै है इंडिया का त्यौहार
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Latest Santa Banta Jokes | pati patni jokes | Teacher Student Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले for whatsapp and facebook

Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi  हिंदी चुटकुले, funny Jokes collection, jokes for whatsapp and facebook, hillarious jokes, engineering jokes, Teacher Student Jokes pati patni jokes images ....

Santa and Bank Manager

Santa Banta Joke in Hindi with Picture

 Bank manager:

cash khatm ho gaya hai kal aana

santa:

lekin mujhe mere paise abhi chaahiye!!!!

manegar:

dekhiye aap gussa mat kariye,

shaanti se baat keejiye..

santa:

theek hai bulao shaanti ko,

aaj usi se baat karunga !!

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Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

Santa, ghabraate huye: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do... 

Santa please: Nahi Jahan panah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

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pulse polio team ghar aayi…

santa (biwi se): "bandook" aur "kaaratus" kaha hain…??

team bhaagi,

peechhe se santa ne aavaaj di,

ruko

oye ruko

ye hamaare bachcho ke naame hain.!!

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Teacher Student Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले

Teacher:

“संतोष आम खाता  है”

is vsentence ko english me translate karo?

pappu ne english mein translatet kiya:

“satisfaction is general account”!!

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hindie ki class me: - 

Guruji: kavita aur nibandh me antar batao...!!!

pappu: girlfrend ke muh se nikla ek shabd bhi 

kavita ke samaan hota hai aur patni ke muh se 

nikla ek hi shabd nibandh ke samaan hota hai.

"pappu class moniter bana diya gaya"

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santa: tune koi 3D movie dekhi hai.

banta: haa.

santa: kaun si?

banta: din dahaade dakaiti.

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santa banta se

santa : yaar kal maine ek aadmi ko dariya me doobte huye bahar nikaal liya.

banta : fir k‍ya hua?

santa : phir waapis dariya me fenk diya.

banta : tumne aisa kyon kiya?

santa : kahaavat hai neki kar dariya me daal. isliye!

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Banta: - parathe ke saath lassi pi ke ekdam nasha chadh gaya 

aur mast neend aayi...!!!

santa: - chupkar, ab tu high way se panjabi dhaabe bhi 500 meter 

dooor karvayega kya...?

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pati patni jokes images

Husband : munna kab se ro raha hai.

ise lori sunaakar sula kyon nahi deti?

Wife :

lori sunaati hu to padosi kahte hain ki

bhabhi ji is se achchha to munne ko hi rone do.

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Ek budhiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,

Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,

Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,

usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-

"Aise pi jata he cold drink."

Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!

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Aajkal ghar me biwi bhi baat-baat me GST bolne lagi hai.

ghar me kaisi bhi bahas chal rahi ho vo GST bol kar bahas ko khatm kar deti hai.

tang aakar maine poochh hi liya:

“ye tum baat karte-karte beech me hi GST bol kar chal deti ho… 

kya matlab hai tumhaara ??”

aur usne jo javaab diya to me sar pakad kar baith gaya.

G – galti

S – sirf

T – tumhaari hai

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Raamu: - tujhe do ladkiyan propose kare to tu 

kisse shaadi karega...??

shyamu: - me dono ki kushti karaunga aur jo haaregi 

usse shaadi karunga...!!!

raamu: haarne vali se kyon...??

shyamu: - kyonki shaadi ke baad vah mujhe kam peetegi...

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Ek baar to main bhi chala gaya border pe ladne 

fir ye sochkar vaapas aa gaya

ki

gher waali hi nahi darti to dushman kya khaak darenge

patni peedit pati

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Ladki: tum saare ladake ek jaise hee kyon hote ho..

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ladka: actually hm ladke makup nahi karte na.!

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wo mujhse boli me tujhe chhod

dungi..

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mein bola nahi mere paas bike hai ek, me khud

chala jaunga.

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Boy vs Girl Jokes Young Boy And Girl Stock Photos, Images, Desi Jokes Teacher Student Jokes

Boy vs Girl Jokes Young Boy And Girl Stock Photos, Images,  Desi Jokes Teacher Student Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Dirty jokes SMS Funny Jokes Laugh Factor engineering jokes

Do goonge

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Do goonge oo..uu..uuu karke aapas me baat kar rahe the,

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isse pahle ki mujhe daya aati..

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kameeno ne gutka thook kar baat karna shuru kar diya.

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लड़का: 

डैड मम्मी नहीं है घर पे,

आ जाओ कुछ तो करेंगे मिलके….

लड़की:

तू रहने दे कमीने,

ऐसे ही एक बार बुला के बरतन धुलवाया था मुझसे!!

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ladka: Dad Mom nahi hai ghar pe,

aa jao kuch to karenge milke….

ladakee: tu rahne de kameene,

aise hi ek baar bula ke bartan dhulavaaya tha tune mujhase!!

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Young Boy And Girl Stock Photos

लड़की :  Activa क्यों ले रहे हो ?
कोई स्टाइलिश सी bike लो ना


लड़का : वो क्या है ना नमकीन , पऊआ , सोडा
लाने के लिए बाइक में डिक्की नहीं ना होती। ……
तू ये सब पकड़ कर बैठेगी ?
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लड़की : Activa ले लो मैं भी चला लूंगी

ladki:  activa kyo le rahe ho ?
koyi stylish si bike lo na!!


ladka : wo kya hai na namkeen , paooa , soda
laane ke liye bike me dikki nahi na hoti hai. ……
tu ye sab pakad kar baithegi ?


ladkee : activa le lo me bhi chala loongi!!!
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दो लड़कियां आपस में बातें कर रहीं थी।


पहली लड़की: आज के बाद किसी भी लड़के पर विश्वास नहीं करुँगी।
सब साले झूठे, धोखेबाज़ और कमीने होते हैं।


दूसरी लड़की: क्यों क्या हुआ?
तेरे बॉयफ्रेंड ने तुझे कुछ कहा क्या?


पहली लड़की: नाम मत लो उस झूठे, धोखेबाज़ का।
मैं तो आज के बाद उसका मुंह भी नहीं देखूंगी।


दूसरी लड़की ने हैरानी से पूछा: क्यों, ऐसा क्या हो गया?
क्या तुमने उसे किसी और लड़की के साथ पकड़ लिया है?


पहली लड़की: अरे नहीं, उसने मुझे मेरे दूसरे बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ देख लिया।
जबकि उसने मुझे कल कहा था कि वो कुछ दिनों के लिए शहर से बाहर जा रहा है।
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Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes | Doctor patient Funny Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Boy vs Girl Comedy Central Latest jokes for whatsapp and facebook pictures wallpapers 

Dekoreshan course ki class 

Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes

Dekoreshan course ki class chal rahi thi,

teacher ne poochha....

" kam se kam area me

jyaada se jyaada sajaawat

ka ek udaaharan den.... ??"

sab soch rahe the.....!!!!

tabhi peechhe se aavaaj aayi

"aurat ka chehara "

😉😉😝😝😂😂😉😝

teacher ne naukari tyaag diya hai, ab sabji ki kheti karte hain.

😉😝😉😝😉😝

santa INTERVIEW dene gaya.

Interviewer: aapane kaha tak study kiya hai?

santa: angreji mein dabal MA

Interviewer : achchha batao angoor ko angreji mein kya kahate hai?

santa: maine angreji mein double MA kiya hai, fruit mein nahi!…

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Doctor patient jokes

 Doctor– kya patient number 29 ko hosh aa gaya ?

Nurse– kya vo behosh tha !!! 

maine to uska postmortum karwa diya hai!!

😉😝😉😝😉😝

Santa revisits the doctor... 

Doctor: Dawai pi li thi ki nahi? 

Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi. 

Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na? 

Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi. 

Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na? 

Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi. 

Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na? 

Patnt- are dr sahab piliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha! 

😉😝😉😝😉😝

Friendship funny jokes

Zameen chupaane ke liye gagan hota hai

dil chhupaane ke liye badan hota hai

shayad marne ke baad bhi chhupaaye jaate hai gam 

isiliye har laash ke oopar kafan hota hai......

😉😝😉😝😉😝

Three guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). 

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as 

"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), 

"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), 

"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), 

"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). 

Choice is yours!

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Girl (In Train) :- Can I Sit Here ?

Boy: - It All yourrs .........

Girl: - Can I Take Some Water?

Boy: - My Pleasure............!

Girl: - "Bhaiya" Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai ?

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Boy:-

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"Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimag Me Koi GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai,

Jaldi Seat Khali Kar Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...."

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