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Showing posts with label Timepass Entertainment. Show all posts

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

Love Couple Shayari With Image Hindi 2019 Breakup Shayari Sad Shayari shayri for whatsap Facebook

Love Couple Shayari With Image Hindi 2019 Breakup Shayari Sad Shayari shayri for whatsap Facebook










Hanste Huye Tujhko Jab Bhi Dekhta Hu Main,
Tu Hi Duniya Hai Meri Yahi Sochta Hun Main.
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हँसते हुए तुझको जब भी देखता हूँ मैं,
तू ही दुनिया है मेरी यही सोचता हूँ मैं।
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बेवफाई उसकी दिल से मिटा के आया हूँ,
ख़त भी उसके पानी में बहा के आया हूँ,
कोई पढ़ न ले उस बेवफा की यादों को,
इसलिए पानी में भी आग लगा कर आया हूँ।
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जब कोई ख्याल दिल से टकराता है!
दिल न चाह कर भी, खामोश रह जाता है!
कोई सब कुछ कहकर, प्यार जताता है!
कोई कुछ न कहकर भी, सब बोल जाता है!
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mohabbat barbaad ho rahi thi haal aashiqana tha
dil ke tokde ho rahe the logo ne wah wah kya nishana tha
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मोहब्बत की कहूँ देवी या तुमको बंदगी कह दूँ,
बुरा मानो न गर हमदम तो तुमको ज़िन्दगी कह दूँ
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वो वक़्त वो लम्हे कुछ अजीब होंगे,
दुनिया में हम खुश नसीब होंगे,
दूर से जब इतना याद करते है आपको,
क्या होगा जब आप हमारे करीब होंगे! 
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Tuesday, 15 May 2018

Best Romantic Love Shayari Collection jokes on IPL - हिंदी शायरी Sad Romantic College Shayari

Best Romantic Love Shayari Collection jokes on IPL - हिंदी शायरी Sad Romantic College Shayari Funny IPL 2018 Jokes, SMS, Messages shayari In Hindi For Whatsaap facebook MI vs CSK jokes news

Latest Shayari for Girlfriend Boyfriend and jokes on IPL 201


Shayari Love
Shayari Love

Baahar se sooraj ki garmee ki tarah
andar se baarish ki boondon ki tarah
kya bolu uske baare me .. vo to hain
ghane baadalo me indrq dhanush k i tarah...
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Best Romantic Love Shayari Collection jokes on IPL

There are lots of ways to be romantic, 
such as hugging, singing, kissing love songs Dates with his/her etc 
but Beautiful Love Shayaris are the sweet way to express 
your deepest feelings for your partner.
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ab kuchh karishme ghajal dekhaate hai
jara sa lahaja badal dekhaate hain
judaiyaan to mukaddar hai jaan - e - safar
par kuch dooor tere saath chal dekhaaate hai...
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jokes on IPL
virat  kohli memes jokes shayari
virat  kohli memes jokes shayari


kabhi alfaaz bhool jai kabhi khayaal bhool jau me,
tujhe is kadar chaahoo ki apni saans bhool jau me,
uth kar tere paas se jo main chal du,
toh jaate huye khud ko tere paas bhool jau me...!!!
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Best Romantic Love Shayari 

aap hamse hm aapse pyaaar paate rahe
mohabbat ka ehasaqas yuhi jagaate rahe
hoke hamesha ke liye ek doosare ke….
valentins bhi ham saath manaate rahe
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ye meri mohabbat thi , ya deevaangi ki beintiha, 
tere qareeb se gujar gaya tere hi khayaalon me!!
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In English words-
It was my love that the love of devotion, 
passed near you, in your thoughts !!
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दिल में chhipi यादो से सारारु तुजहे, 
तू देखे से अपनी अखो मुझे उतारू तुजहे, 
तेरे नाम को labon पे ऐस sajaya है, 
to भी जौसे ख्बो मुझे पुकारू तुजहे ... !!!
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meree aankho ka har aansoo tere pyaar ki nishaani hai, 
jo too samjhe to moti hai, na samjhe to paani hai!!
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  MI vs CSK jokes
rohit sharma virat kohli ipl jokes
rohit sharma virat kohli ipl jokes

 हिंदी शायरी Sad Romantic College Shayari

In English words-
Every tear of my eyes is a sign of your love, 
which you understand is a pearl, do not understand, then water.. !!
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Sad Romantic College Shayari

unhen chaahana hamaari kamjori hai
unse kah na paana hamaari majboori hai.
vo kyu nahi samajhti meri khaamoshi ko
kya pyaar ka izahaar karana zaroori hai...
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shayari In Hindi For Whatsaap facebook

In English words-
They want our weakness
It is our strength to say no to them.
Why does not she understand my silence?
Is it necessary to show love?
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Friday, 11 May 2018

Indian Premiere League 3018 jokes shayari and entertainmennt Indian Premiere League Gabbar

Indian Premiere League 3018 jokes shayari and entertainmennt Indian Premiere League Gabbar Jokes Collection  Rishabh paint virat kohli cricketer pl 2018 schedule IPL jokes

IPL Latest Jokes annd Memes of  2018

Eight teams are included to play in IPL 2018. The tournament involves each team playing every other team two times( as double round-robin format) in complete IPL in a home and away from home. At the conclusion of the double round-robin IPL league,  the top four teams on the basis of aggregate points qualify for the semifinal. At this stage,  the top two teams compete with each other (in a match titled "Qualifier 1"), as do the remaining two teams While the winner of Qualifier 1 directly qualifies for the final match,  the losing team get one more chance to win the final match by playing with the winning team of the Eliminator match;  this match is titled Qualifier 2. The team that wins the final match is crowned the Indian Premier League winners, The winner of this subsequent Qualifier 2 match moves onto the final IPL match.  The schedule for the  tournament was published on 14 February 2018 and start on 7 april 2018.

Lets Start
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IPL virat and anushkha jokes
IPL virat and anushkha jokes

Height of misunderstndng
IPL T20 Flash News of the year!
All boys Performed well at last night.
I was fully satisfied,
if uyou understatnd the share....
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IPL team of computer science engineers
a.Rajasthan recursion
b.Kolkata node riders
c.Mumbai implicants
d.Delhi dragging
e.Chennai super computers
f.Royalstack bangaloru
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chris gyle jokes funny
chris gyle jokes funny


EXAMs should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall untill first 15 min
invigilator Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!
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The Devils challenged the Angels to an IPL.
But we’ve got all the players, said the Angels.
Yes. But we’ve got all the team owners exclaimed The Devils.
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IPL Funny SMS in Hindi
Sholey ki team ne IPL me khelne gayi,
.

Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 200 run diye aur extra me 250 run diye
.
.
Batao kyun?.
.
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha 
simple yaar
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Rishabh pant तो इस बार 
IPL में ऐसे खेल रहा है
जैसे  neerav modi का
 सारा लोन इसे ही वापस करना है|
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 जिन लड़कियों को क्रिकेट IPL में इंटरेस्ट
होता हैं ना, उनसे कोई लड़का
सेट नही होता why??
क्योकि वो  लडके में

विराट कोहली ढूंढती हैं.
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IPL memes shayari
IPL memes shayari


Malik bahar chala jaye toh

Naukar dhandhe ki waat lagaata hai…

Iska example hai : RCB

.

Aur Malik jordar ho to Naukar

ji jan lagake kam karta hai..

Iska example hai : MUMBAI INDIANS
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तन्हा रहना तो , मोहब्बत वालो की एक रस्म है , dosto
अगर फूल सिर्फ खुशी के लिये होते तो जनाजे पर न डाले जाते ??
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सुना हैं पाकिस्तानी खिलाड़ी अगर इंडिया से 
फाइनल  match हार गये,
तो वे पकिस्तान न जाकर, next pm राहुल गांधी की 
तरह कुछ दिनों के लिए दुबई
वाली नानी के घर चले जायेंगे.
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Rishabh pant meme jokes score highest
Rishabh pant meme jokes score highest


उस वक्त तो  mind ही घूम गया  mera ,
जब कचरे वाली ने कहा कि लाओ IPL की बक्शीस  RCB ke liye. 
यै है इंडिया का त्यौहार
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Wednesday, 9 May 2018

Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Delhi Daredevils Who Wil win, Shayari on ipl Jokes Funny Photo



Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Delhi Daredevils live cricket score ipl 2018 players team Shayari on ipl Jokes Funny Photo Highlights IPL 2018 genesis open full leaderboard scores virat kohli gyle


Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) VS  Delhi Daredevils (DD) 

Who will Win the Match...???



Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) and Delhi Daredevils (DD)
Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) and Delhi Daredevils (DD) 



Sunrisers Hyderabad (SRH) and Delhi Daredevils (DD) will play IPL match today, after winning  so more IPL matches by hydrabad it will make sure that the bowlers of sunrisers hydrabad look like the king of IPL bowlers 2018 .
if you guys watching IPL 2018 regularly then i think you should believe on the team Hydrabaad to win the match.

The Kane Williamson-led side are comfortably placed he is Aa good player. On the top of the (IPL)Indian Premier League  table, Sunrisers Hyderabad team of 2018 are  placed on top of the IPL table which is the good achievement by SRH.
In other words, Delhi have been very lucky that have a chance to play a popular match with Sunrisers hydrabaad , i think today match can give a record this season and have recorded just three wins of IPL 2018 matches from their 10 matches.



 IPL match 2018
 IPL match 2018




Out of the 11 times hydrabad team matches are very suspensive and played intersting matches , Sunrisers hold an edge having won on seven occasions Hydrabba as compared to Delhi's four victories.

In their last meeting for IPL match 2018 at the  Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium in Hyderabad in IPL 11, the Sunrisers romped home by seven wickets, Hydrabad bowlers are very good bowlers they have great ideas to do dot bowls for the batsman, as Delhi once again squandered a great start to lose the plot in the dying stages.

But in case ,RCB royal challengers bengaluru that is Virat Kohli and Anushkha sharma teams have very great playrers likes virat Kohli and AB Deviliars and bowlers Chahal , Bhuvaneshwar but
why RCB not performing better  we cant guess , its a suspense , becoz whats are happening with RCB , when in 2017 IPL Chris Gyle also with team RCB but he alse did not performed good in previos year thats why RCB excludes Chris Gyle from His team.




SRH bowlers facing Rajasthan Royals
SRH bowlers facing Rajasthan Royals


Earlier, while targetting a challenging target of 152, SRH bowlers facing Rajasthan Royals' chase at 140.
Another medium player, Basil Thampi, who has focussed for his performance by audience in just three games for Hyderabad, has emerged with a classical performance in IPL 2018 which is the most happiness of his carrier shows.
Spinners Shakib Al Hasan and Rashid Khan in IPL 2018 have bagged eight and 10 wickets in all matches of IPL each from eight games while medium pacer Siddarth Kaul has been tahen 11 wickets from eight games which really challenging. The 24-year-old has five scalps. On the other side, Delhi cannot afford another defeat finally I also from delhi thats why I will support delhi today.



shayari and jokes on IPL 2018 SRH VS DD
shayari and jokes on IPL 2018 SRH VS DD


Ab toh har ghari ye dil darta hai….

Ab toh har ghari ye dil darta….

Kya aaj bhi aakhri over "Chahal" dalega ??



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Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Pe Poora Team 0ut Ho Jaye,

To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
lets comment,
Ìf All Other Things Remaining The Same, Only For Genious people.
👳👴👴👵



Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banaya?



Sardar: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi The,
aaye??

Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
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Thursday, 3 May 2018

Latest Shayari Collection of this year , Love Shayari, Best Love Shayari, Romantic, Best Love Sms, omantic Shayari and Hindi, True Love Shayari 2018

Latest Shayari Collection of this year , Love Shayari, Best Love Shayari, Romantic, Best Love Sms, omantic Shayari and Hindi, True Love Shayari 2018, Sad Shayari, college love story in hindi sad quotes

Please Read our Shayari Collection this is my firt post of this year thank you for your love


pyar mohabbat ishq shayari
pyar mohabbat ishq shayari

 अक्सर राज़ खोल ही देते हैं नाज़ुक से इशारे , 
 कितनी खामोश मोहब्बत की jubaan होती है.?
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 संभाले नहीं संभलता है दिल, 
 मोहब्बत की तड़प से न जला, 
 इश्क़ तलबगार(TalabGaar) है तेरा , 
 अब ज़माने का बहाना न बना.?
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 ख्वाबो की बरात सजाना मुश्किल है, 
 आपकी मुलाकात को भुलाना बहुत मुश्किल है, 
 इस कदर रंगा  hua हैं दिल आपके प्यार में, 
 की इस deal से आपको निकलना मुश्किल है.?
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heart touching shayari jokes
shayari jokes


  Bahte Huye Paani Ko Peena Nahi Aata,
  Teri Judai Me Mujhe Jina Nahi Aata, 
  Kaise Bataun mai Tujhe Apne Dil Ka ye Haal, 
  Ki Teri Deewanagi Me Hame Jubaan Kholna Nahi Aataa!!!?
💘💚💋💝😚😛💘
  
Chup-Chup Kar Ehatraam Me Safar Ka Pataa mujhko bhi Chala, 
Wo Judaa Ho Gaya Tab Uske Hunar Ka Pata bhi Chala, 
Ja Ek Ek Phool Udaa Le Gayi Hawa... 
Tab Jaa Kar Bahaar Ko Mere Ghar Ka Pata bhi Chala.
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ढूंढ तो लेते अपने प्यार को हम bhi, 
शहर में भीड़ इतनी भी न थी..; 
पर रोक दी तलाश हमने bhi, 
क्योंकि वो खोये नहीं थे, बदल गए the janab...
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Badlana Aataa Nahi Hame bhi Mausam Ki Tarah 
Har Ek Ritu Mein Tera Intezaar Karte Hai 
Na Tum Samajh Sakoge Jise Kayaamat Tak 
Kasam Tumhaari Tumhe Ham bhi usse  Itana Pyaar Karate Hai 
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kabhi pyaaar thaa apna deevaanaa sa 
jhijhak bhi thi ek adaa bhi thi, 
sab gujar gayaa ek mausam sa 
ab yaad ka patajhad to rahane do.
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tum bhool gaye kya gila kare 
tum jaise the ham jaise nahi, 
kuchh ashq bahenge yaad mein bas 
ab dard ka saavan rahne do.
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tum kya jaano apne aaap sa kitna me sharminda hu
chhhoot gayaa hai saath tumhaara aur abhi tak mai zinda hu..
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tum mujhe chhhod ke jaaogi to mar jaunga
yu karo jaanai se pahle mujhe paagal kar do
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us ne poochha tha kya haal hai
aur main sochhta rah gaya
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nice love story
nice love story

Love Story

1 9 75 में स्पष्ट गिरावट के दिन, मैं टिमट्स तैराकी कोच डॉन मेगरले के साथ हैमिल्टन पूल के आउटडोर कदमों पर बैठा था।
हम 
(Did we know)आगामी सीज़न पर चर्चा कर रहे थे, जब उन्होंने मुझे गोरा की जांच करने के लिए अपनी कोहनी के साथ झुका दिया,
ब्लू-आइड, टैंक कैलिफ़ोर्निया लड़की - न्यू इंग्लैंड में एक दुर्लभ दृष्टि-हमारे रास्ते पर जा रही है।
वह हमारे पास चली गई और पूछा कि क्या हमें पता था /
(Did we know) कि स्क्वैश कोर्ट कहां थे।

कोच ने जवाब दिया, "बेशक, हम करते हैं। 
(Did we know)और यहां डेव आपको उनके साथ चलने में प्रसन्न होंगे। 
"मुझे नहीं पता था कि हमारे पास स्क्वैश कोर्ट थीं।
(Did we know) मैं पूल, बास्केटबाल कोर्ट, इनडोर ट्रैक, 
वेट रूम और एथलेटिक कार्यालयों द्वारा जिना के साथ घूमने लगा, उसे आश्वासन दिया कि अदालतें बहुत पास थीं, ल
ेकिन मैं बस थोड़ा सा हो गया था। 
(Did we know)आखिर में मैंने अदालतें पाईं ... और आखिरकार हमने शादी की, 
कोच मेगरल के साथ हमारे दूल्हे में से एक के रूप में। 
(Did we know)हमारे पास 17 वर्षीय बेटी है और दक्षिणी कैलिफोर्निया 
में रहती है- '78 के हिमस्खलन का सामना करने के बाद एक बुद्धिमान निर्णय। 
(Did we know)कोच हर साल हमारी सालगिरह पर हमें कॉल करता है।
 💘💚💋💝😚😛💘

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Tuesday, 4 July 2017

GST Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures Breaking funny news on GST Really Funny Jokes On Goods & Service Tax

GST Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures Breaking funny news on GST Really Funny Jokes On Goods & Service Tax Latest News Headlines about Gst girl boy jokes pati patni jokes

Pahle modi ji ne....
Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures
Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures
Pahle modi ji ne

ek baba(Baba Ramdev) ko vyapaari banaaya

ab GST laakar

saare vyapaariyo ko baba bana diye!!!!
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GST picture jokes
GST picture jokes
 BJP neta ne vyapaari se poochha:
GST ka kya matlab hai?
vyapaari ne javaab diya
G - gayi
S - sarkar
T - tumhari!
👵👵😆😆😆😆😆
Funny jokes on GST
Funny jokes on GST 
Shukr hai nahi laga ishk par koi #GST,
varna tu bhi to meri Aukaat se baahar ho jaati !!
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Kaam dhandhe itne mande ho gaye hain ki 
ab to gharvaali bhi bina jeb check kiye 
kapde dho deti hai.....
GST se pareshaan vyapaari
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Doctor: Glucagon StimulationTest
Pandit: Gau Sewa Tax
Haryanvi: Ghano Sara Tax
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GST 


The government on Tuesday announced rules regarding MRP or maximum retail price for all the goods under the 
GST (goods and services tax) regime that was rolled out at the midnight of Friday and Saturday. 
There has been ample confusion among both consumers and retailers regarding 
how the MRP changes will reflect our business under GST.
"Under the GST regime, if a price of a product has increased the manufacturer/ importer/ packer will have to 
give an advertisement in two newspapers about the new MRP and put a revised sticker on the packaging,", 
Department of Consumer Affairs Secretary Avinash Srivastava said. Both the new and the old MRP must show 
on the packaging.

Eating Out

Dining out will be expensive. Here’s an example explaining how -

In a restaurant, say a consumer spends Rs.100. Currently you pay an average of 18.5% as service tax and VAT. So apart from the service charge, you usually shell out Rs 118.5.

Now, according to GST, it’s expected that the rates can be fixed at 18 to 20%.

Accordingly at 20% approximate tax rate, your bill will be 120 rupees you will have to pay 120 rupees instead of 118.5.

Buying a car

The luxury of a car will now seem reachable for the common man.

Buying a car will be hassle free in different states with same prices everywhere.

So a Rs.5 lakh car with excise duty of 12.5 % and with VAT roughly totals to Rs 6.25 lakh. Now under the GST, it is expected to get lower up till Rs 35,000. If the rate is fixed at 18%, the price will now be Rs 5.9 lakhs. Automobile industry looks upwards This is the benefit by the GST.
so some thing is benefit for costomers some are not.

India has both implemented and not implemented the spirit of a unifying GST.  The GST subsumes a number of a central (central excise duty, countervailing customs duty) and GST is not beneficial for small businesman but it will be more beneficial for great businesaman state (state VAT, luxury tax, entry tax, octroi) taxes and thus prevents the dreaded cascading effect of taxes .

Saturday, 1 July 2017

Social Humour GST Effect funny pictures and jokes Goods & Service Tax SMS Jokes and Memes on Goods & Service Tax in India

What is GST Effect funny pictures and jokes Goods & Service Tax SMS Jokes and Memes on Goods & Service Tax take new jokes engineering jokes girl boy jokes 

GST funny jokes and memes... 

“GST” ka full form “GOODS AND SERVICES TAX” hota hai. aajkal bharat me “GST” ek charcha ka vishay bana hua hai. logo ko “GST” samjhane me kaafi kathinayi ho rahi hai aur log iske faayade bhi nahi samajh pa rahe hain.

is post mein aapako “GST” par joks milenge, ummeed karta hu ki aapko ye jokes pasand aayenge.

What is GST-

The Goods and Services Tax or "GST" is scheduled to be launched on the 1st of July, and it is set to revolutionize the way we pay our taxes by replacing it in one taxe instead of paying multiple tax on one thing.
Is GST taxes divided into four parts-
1-5%
2-12%
3-18%
4-28%

The lowest rate of 5% would be for common use items while there would be two standard rates of 12% and 18% under the Goods and Services Tax

modi amit shah GST pics
modi amit shah GST pics

आप कुँवारे हो 
और जो कमाते हों
उसमे से 
अपने माता पिता, भाई बहिन, भतीजा, भांजा 
सब को पैसे देते हो। 
ये है Taxes....
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पर शादी के बाद यही सब पैसे 
इकठ्ठे अपनी पत्नी को देते हैं 


बस यही है  GST



G.   घरवाली

S.   सर्विस

T.   टेक्स
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pati patni jokes image on GST
pati patni jokes image on GST


congratulation,
samajh me na aane waale maamle me “GST” second nambar pr aa gaya hai.


aur patni ka mood abhi bhi pahle number pr bana hua hai.
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rahul gandhi – ab GST aane wala hai

aliya bhatt – ye GST to pahle bhi tha



rahul gandhi – tujhe GST ka matlab bhi pata hai

aliya – ha! pata hai



rahul gandhi – kya hai ?

aliya – G-goodcnight S-sweatdreams T-takecare….
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pappu jokes on GST
pappu jokes on GST

had ho gayi yaar,
ab to “GST” bhi paas ho gaya,
dekhte hai “pappu” kab paas hota hai.
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santa – bhai tumko pata hai,

banta – ha bhai bilkul pata hai,

santa to bata – 

banta- GST means: good night sweet dreams Take care

banta ki baat sunkar santa behosh
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santa ki patni ko gussa aa gaya aur usne bola
aap peene me itana paisa kyo barbaad karte ho
santa patni ko – aur tum jo har maheene paanch hazaar parlor me jaakar udaati ho uska kya
patni – wo to me aap ko sundar dikhu isliye karti hu,
santa – are pagli tu mujhko sundar lage isaliye to me peeta hu,
santa ki baat sunakar patni behosh.!!!
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Finally

GST is one indirect tax for the whole nation, which will make India one unified common market.

GST is a single tax on the supply of goods and services, right from the manufacturer to the consumer. Credits of input taxes paid at each stage will be available in the subsequent stage of value addition, which makes GST essentially a tax only on value addition at each stage. The final consumer will thus bear only the GST charged by the last dealer in the supply chain, with set-off benefits at all the previous stages.

Friday, 23 June 2017

You should read TubeLight Funny SMS on yogi and salman khan Most Funny Salman Khan Jokes Funny Pins memes

TubeLight Funny SMS on yogi and salman khan Most Funny Salman Khan Jokes Funny Pins memes

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Salman khan to yogi aaditya nath
Yogi Adityanath Ana salman khan jokes
Yogi Adityanath Ana salman khan jokes

Salman khan to yogi aaditya nath

salman- sir, Tubelight jaroor dekhna 

Yogi-mere ghar me ek bhi tubelight nahi hai,
salman- kya baat kr rahe hain
Yogi- Ji ha, tum bhi LED lagao oorja bachao...
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Mamla kuch din court me aur raha to
court ye bhi shabit kr dega ki
salman khan taange se ja rahe the
aur daaru ghode ne pee rakhi thi

Just for fun'
Salman khan Upcoming movie

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मैंने ड्राइव क्यों किया
ड्राइव किया तो डरना क्या
ड्राइव कर के फँस गया
ड्राइवर तुसी ग्रेट हो
एक था ड्राइवर

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