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Wife--: Doctor Ji, ...

patient doctor jokes pictorial

Wife--: Doctor Ji, mere pati neend me bhi baate krte hai,

Kya karu?

Doctor-: Aap din me unhe baat krne ka mauka dijiye

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Santa- mujhe zehar dena bhai

Chemist- pehle Doctor Se leikhwa ke lao.

Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata hai!!.

Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,

badi bottle du ya chhoti.???

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santa banta jokes

Ek Cute ladki ne Santa ko aawaaz diya!!.
O bhai jaan, suniye to zara.
santa ne bola: oye! pehale faisala kar "Bhai" ya "Jaan", Confuse kyon kar rahi hai?/?

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santa - ghabarata hua police station gaya

santa - main Arrest hone aaya hu

banta - kyo bhai tumne kya kiya hai?

santa - maine apani biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

banta - to wo mar gayi kya bechaari

santa - nahi bachh gayi aur ab vo mujhe nahi chhodegi

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Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukandar se boli, “ek anda dena.” 

Dukandar bola, “sharm nahi aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.” 

Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye 

apna figure kharab mat karo.” 

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Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se USA tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.” 

Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola, 

“To fir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.” 

Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.” 

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Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, 

“is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska name batao” 

Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahi” 

Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara name batao” 

Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur name batao”. 

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teacher student jokes images

Teacher :-What do you mean by word "OXFORD"

Student:- OX matlab  bail,
and FORD matlab Gaadi,
to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi !!!..
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StudEnt :-sir National song and National animal dono ek saath aaye to khada rahna hai ya bhaagna hai?

sir ne isteepha de diya!
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class me ek nayi ladki aayi.

teacher ne poocha beti tumhara name kya hai .

ladki ne kaha – sir "paridhi vyaas".

teacher name sunkar bola – kya name hai, bahut badhiya!!.

teacher ne fir poocha – beti tumhare pitaji ka kya name hai.

ladki ne kaha – sir "aadhaar chandr vyaas".

teacher fir hairaan hokar poochhata hai – tumhaari mata ji ka name kya hai.

ladki – sir mata ji ka name "Bindu vyaas" hai.

sir ne kaha fir to jaroor tumhari faimily me "rekha" aur "trijya" bhi kisi ka name hoga.!!!?

ladki tapaak se boli – sir aapko kaise pata, vo dono to meri mausi ke name hai.

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patient:-Doctor aap ye foolo ki maala kyon laaye hain? 
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahi to tumhare kaam aayegi. 



Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti me kitna saari ghi laga diya.. 

Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayed galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai, 

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ज़मीन छुपाने के लिए गगन होता है

दिल छुपाने के लिए बदन होता है

शायद मरने के बाद भी छुपाये जाते है गम 


इसलिए हर लाश के ऊपर कफन होता है
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Sometimes we need to end relationship with someone that you really love these type of collection of images quotes sms and new walpapers are there.

This is the moment when you feel very sad or hurt and want to share our feelings with our friends & close one,

hence we need some Breakup Sms & Broken Heart Shayari for Girlfriend & Boyfriend there is some latest collection of breakup sms and romantic sms for facebook and whatsapp and to share with friend and close friends.

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आखिरी बार तेरे प्यार को सजदा कर लू,

लौट के फिर तेरी महफ़िल में नहीं आऊंगा,

अपनी बर्बाद मोहब्बत का जनाज़ा लेकर,

तेरी दुनिया से बहुत दूर चला जाऊंगा.

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vo to apna dard ro-ro kr sunaate rahe,

hamaari tanhaiyo se bhi aankhen churate rahe,

hame hi mil gaya khitaab-e-bewafa kyonki,

ham har dard muskura kar chhupaate rahe.

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zindagi ke uljhe sawaalon ke jawaab dhoondhta hu

kr sake jo dard kam, voh nasha dhoondhta hu

waqt se majaboor, haalaat se laachaaar hu mai

jo dede jeene ka bahana aisi raah dhoondhta hu main

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ehasan kiya hai aapne mujh jaise badnaseeb par,

dil ko jo dard ke kaabil bana diya aapne ...

dhannyawaad

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Dost dil ke har baat samajh jaya karte hai

sukh dukh ke har pal me sath hua karte hai

dost to mila karte hai taqdeer walo ko

mile aisi taqdeer har baar ham dua karte hai

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Samay pade kaam aane ka, tu phle apni baari rakh

Musibaate aayegi bahut, tu puri apni tyari toh rakh

Kamyaabi mile ya na mile, tu Jang apne hausalon ki jaari rakh

Bojh lagne lgenge sab halke, tu mn ko mt bhaari rakh

Mn jeeta toh jag jeeta, tu kayam apni khuddari rakh

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• Good friends are just like our family members actually friends are a member we cannt not spend life without friends without friends life is so bpring . They are the ones who accept us as we are and never try to change us. They are the people with whom we can share all our secrets and all that thoughts also that even we can not want to share to parents. Friends are the ones who stay by our side throughout our life and never expect anything in return.

• They make our hard times easier by supporting us during those times.todazs time internet or social media is a very good source for stay connected to friends who can not keep meeting but available on social media It doesn’t matter what the day or season is, friends remain with us as long as we live. It is only because of them our joy doubles when we are happy. Therefore, friends play an important role in making us who we want to become as an individual. 

• Their importance in our life is indescribable. Because of these reasons, everyone needs a friend in their lives this is the real life of humans.

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कितनी Eid गुजर गई तुम बिन,
अब खुदा के लिए न तडपाना,
देखो फिर ईद आने वाली है,
ईद के साथ तुम भी अजाना
Happy Eid mubarak
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Sochaa Kisi Apne Se Baat Karu
Apne Kisi Khaas Ko Yaad Karu
Kiyaa Jo Faisala Eid Mubarak Kehne Ka
Dil Ne Kaha Kyun Na Aapse shuruwat Karun
EID MUBARAK
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Khuda Tujhe Urooj Aisa Naseeb Kare,
Kay Rashk Tere Naseeb Per Falak Kare,
Har Mod Pr Frishtay Ho Sath Tere,
Har Ghum Pr Hifazat Teri Khuda Kare...
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Festivals To Naam Hai Khushiyon Ka 
Lekin Meri Har Eid Pr 
Mere Dardon Ka Raqs Hota Hai 
Mere Aansu Muskurate Hain 
Meri Khushiyan Sisakti Rehti Hain 
Mere Armaan Dam Torte Hain 
Mere Aanhein Hansti Rehti Hain 
Mein Hota Hun Aur Tanhai 
Saath Aansu, Armaan, Aahein Meri 
Inhein Khiloon Se 
Eid Ke Rooz Behalta Hun…..!
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Wish you a happy Eid-Ul-Fitr ......

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Is Eid Pr Wo Mere Sath Nahi, 
Mgr Wo Uski Yaade Us Ki Baate, 
Sb Mujhe Yaaad Hai Us Ne Mujhe, 
Yaaad Kiya Hoga Phir Mere Khayalo Me, 
Khoye Huye Tasawur Ke Kisi Lamhe Me,
Dheere Se Kaha Hoga....
Eid Mubarak!!!
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हो खुशियों का मौका और तुम मेरे करीब हो
ऐसे ईद का त्यौहार मुझे हर साल नसीब हो
happy eid mubarak to you and your family too
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Khushiyo Ki Shaam Aur Yaado Ka Ye Shama,
Apni Palko Pe Hargiz Sitaare Na Layenge,
Rakhna Sambhaal Kr Chaand Khushiyaa Mere Liye,
Me Laut Aaunga To EID Manayenge..
happy eid mubarak
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Latest Eid Mubarak Pictures quotes

aaj ke din kya ghata chhaayei hai,

chaaro or khushiyo ki fiza chhaaie hai,

har koi kr raha hai sajda khuda ko,

tum bhi kr lo Ibadat aaj eEid aayi hai…

Happy Eid mubarak 2017

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Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak,

Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak,

Chand ko Chandni Mubarak,

Ashiq ko uski Mehbuba Mubarak?

Hamari taraf se aap ko ? 

Happz Eid Mubarak

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Khushiyan Manate firte Hain Sab Log Eid Ki

Mujhe to Aarzu Hai Faqat Tere Deedar Ki

Eid Mubarak

Roshan Roshan Din Ho Saara, Roshan Teri ho raat

Har Jeb Se Ho Eid Ke Din, khushion ki Barsaat

EID MUBARAK Ho Aapko,

Dher Sari Taarif Aur Khusiya Mile Aapko,

Lekin,

Jab EIDI Mile Aapko To Please

Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Eid Mubarak

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Kuch Log Bohat Yaad Aayenge EID Ke Din,

Hum Aansu Bhi Bahayenge EID Ke Din,

Saja Kr Dil Me Unki Tasveer,

Apne Aap Se Sharmayenge EID Ke Din,

Shayad Ho Us Ki Aamad Is Bahane,

Hum Ghar Apna Sajayenge EID Ke Din,

Shayad De hawa Peghaam Humara Un Ko,

Hum Hawa Ko Aazmayenge EID Ke Din,

Tum Bhi Mere Paas Na Hogy EID Ke Din,

To Kaise EID Manapayenge EID Ke Din....

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• Eid al-Fitr is not only a celebration of the end of fasting,
• it is also an opportunity for Muslims to ask for forgiveness and 
• thank Allah for the strength he gave them to aid their self-control during the month of fasting.
• Wishing you a very Happy Eid Ul Fitr Mubarak 2017 to you and your family.
• this occasions are of great significance in Islam this occassion is for celebrating love among people and breaking
• fast of end of ramzaan this is the one of the important festival of the muslims.
• We celebrate Ramzan because it was during this month that the holy Quran was revealed to Muhammad(SAW).
• Here, you will get the awesome collection of Eid Mubarak Wishes, Messages, and wallpapers new images for wishing 
• to zour friends on facebook and whatsapp and social media SMS & Short Text in the Urdu, Hindi, and english
• eid is a most popular and one of thhe best festival of muslims celebrating all over world

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उससे कहना जुदाई से मुहब्बत कम नही होती
ये दुनिआ को बतला जाओ कि सुना है ईद आयी है
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उससे कहना की चाहत का भ्रम न टूटने देना
तुम पल दो पल ही आ जाओ सुना है ईद आयी है
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उससे कहना कि तनहा ही कोई ईद के दिन भी
ये तन्हाई मिटा जाओ सुना ह ईद आयी है
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हम आप की याद में उदास हैं,
बस आप से मिलने की आस है,
चाहे दोस्त कितने ही क्यों न हो,
मेरे लिए तप आप ही सब से ख़ास हैं,
Eid Mubarak To My Sweet and Special…
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Koi itna Chaahe to batana, 
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaye to Bataana, 
EID MUBARAK to sabhi Kehte hain, 
Koi Hamari tarah kahe to bataana.

Eid Mubarak Speciaal!
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ईद लेके आती है ढेर सारी खुशियाँ,

ईद मिटा देती है इंसान में दूरियां,

ईद है ख़ुदा का एक नायाम तबारक,

इसी लिए कहते है सब ईद मुबारक

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May this Eid blessings of Allah

fill your life with pleasure and

open all the doors of success for your life

Happy Eid mubarak.

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ज़िन्दगी का हर पल खुशियों से कम न हो,

आप का हर दिन ईद से कम न हो,

यही दुआ हैं की ऐसा ईद का दिन आपको हमेशा नसीब हो.

Eid Mubarak All of you

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• May the year ahead be fruitful too, for your home and family and especially for you. Happy Eid Mubarak To You!

• May this Eid bring lots of happiness in your life and may you celebrate it with all your 

          close friends and may it fill your heart with great love.

• On This Eid Occasion, wish that Allah’s blessings light up the path and lead to happiness, peace and success. 

          Happy Eid-Ul-Fitr!

Aaj se Ameeri Gareebi ka faasle khatam kare,

Hr Insan ek dooje ko apna bhai kahe,

Aaj sb kuch bhool kar ek doosrese gale lg jaye,

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• Eid ul-Fitr 2017 will begin in the evening of Sunday June 25 2017 and ends in the evening of Monday June 26 2017.
• The date Eid ul Fitr falls depends on the sighting of the new  moon at the end of ramzan month.
• The time when Eid starts also depends on the country where you are in the world, and when the new moon is seen accross the world and different continuous date moon is sighting accross the world.
• Roughly translated, Eid Al Fitr means “festival of breaking the fast” . The holiday is a celebration which marks the end of Ramadan (which is forecast to begin on June 25). It is a time to show kindness to others and love for Allah.

• Eid Al Fitr begins automatically after the last day of Ramadan. In 2017 it is predicted to begin on Sunday June 25. Holidays vary between two and three days from the start of Eid Al Fitr, and expected to celebrate eid 2017 on 26 june 2017 so expect a long weekend.
• Ramadan ends with the festival of Eid al-Fitr, which occurs on the date 26 June 17. 
• alternatively we can say that id- ul -fitr as the "Festival of Breaking the Fast,"
•  Eid al-Fitr is one of the two most important Islamic festival celebrations.
• At Eid al-Fitr people dress in their finest clothes, adorn their homes with lights and decorations, give treats to children, and enjoy visits with friends and family.
• Although charity and good deeds are always important in Islam, they have special significance at the end of Ramadan,. As the month draws to a close, Muslims are Excited to share their blessings by feeding the poor and making contributions to mosque.

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मेरे जीने के लिए तेरा अरमान ही काफी है,

दिल के कलम से लिखी ये दास्तान ही काफी है,

तीर-इ-तलवार की तुझे क्या zarurat-e-nazneen,

क़त्ल करने के लिए तेरी मुस्कान ही काफी हैं

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 तेरी सादगी को निहारने का दिल करता है,

तमाम उम्र तेरे नाम करने का दिल करता है,

एक मुकम्मल शायरी है तू कुदरत की,

तुझे ग़ज़ल बनके ज़ुबान पे लाने का दिल करता है.

💑💘💘💔💔💕💕

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मोहब्बत मैं करने लगा हूँ,

उलझनों मे जीने लगा हूँ,

दीवाना तो मई था नहीं,

लेकिन तेरा दीवाना बन-ने लगा हूँ.

💑💘💘💔💔💕💕

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Taras gaya apako dekhane ke liye,

dil phir bhi apake liye dua karta hai,

ham se to achchha apake ghar ka aayina hai,

aapako dekh to liya karata hai....

💑💘💘💔💔💕💕

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अपनी आँखों को बंद करो
और मेरा मुस्कराहट की कल्पना करो
क्या आपने इसे किया है ??? 
मुबारक हो 
आप ने 2 दिन पहले ही ईद का चांद देख लिया
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Eid is a precious gift from God after Ramadan.

May the nor of this month illuminate your heart,

mind and soul n may all your dua’s be answered.

Remember me in your prayers. Eid-ul-Fitr
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ये दुआ मांगते है हम ईद के दिन, 
बाकी न रहे आप का कोई ग़म ईद के दिन,
आप के आँगन में उतरे हर रोज़ खुशिओं भरा चाँद 
और महकता रहे फूलों सा चमन ईद के दिन.
👸👸👸👸👸👸

सुबह सुबह उठ के हो जाओ फ्रेश, 
पहेँलो आज सबसे अछा सा कोई ड्रेस,
दोस्तों का साथ अब चलो घूमने, 
ईद मुबारक करो सबको जो आये सामने. 
तुमको भी Eid Mubarak
👸👸👸👸👸👸

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salman- sir, Tubelight jaroor dekhna 

Yogi-mere ghar me ek bhi tubelight nahi hai,

salman- kya baat kr rahe hain

Yogi- Ji ha, tum bhi LED lagao oorja bachao...

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Mamla kuch din court me aur raha to
court ye bhi shabit kr dega ki
salman khan taange se ja rahe the
aur daaru ghode ne pee rakhi thi

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मैंने ड्राइव किया

मैंने ड्राइव क्यों किया

ड्राइव किया तो डरना क्या

ड्राइव कर के फँस गया

ड्राइवर तुसी ग्रेट हो

एक था ड्राइवर

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Eid Mubarak Image 2017 Pictures, GREETING Collection of Eid Wishes, SMS, Messages, Quotes for whatsapp

Eid Mubarak Image 2017 Pictures, GREETING Collection of Eid Wishes, SMS, Messages, Quotes for whatsapp Facebook greetings Happy Eid Mubarak 2017 SMS collection of eid sms ...

ईद मुबारक हो आपको,

Eid Mubarak Image 2017

ईद मुबारक हो आपको,

ढेर सारी तारीफ और खुसिया मिले आपको,

But

जब  Eidi मिले आपको तो प्लीज आप याद करना सिर्फ हमको...
👸👸👵👵👴👴

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WISHING U A VERY 

"HAPPY EID MUBARIK" 

WITH LOVE AND BEST WISHES.

MAY THIS EID BRINGS 

LOT OF HAPPINESS AND 

JOYS IN UR LIFE.

MAY YOU LIVE LONG LIFE... 

AND THIS EID WILL COMES IN YOUR LIFE HUNDRADTIMES... 

REMEMBER ME IN UR PRAYERS.

👸👸👵👵👴👴

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2017 New Eid Mubarak wishes Wallpaper Greeting Cards Images sms Quotes Eid mubarak wishes shayari in hindi Best Picture Of Eid Mubarak Happy Eid mubarak Text messages, Chand wihses Urdu Messages ....

सोचा किसी अपने से बात  .....

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सोचा किसी अपने से बात करू ,

अपने किसी खास को याद करू,

किया जो फैसला "ईद मुबारक" देने का,

दिल ने कहा क्यों न आप से शुरुआत करू,

"HAPPY EID MUBARAK IN ADVANCE TO YOU AND YOUR FAIMILY"

socha kisee apane se baat karoo ,

apane kisee khaas ko yaad karoo,

kiya jo Faisala "eIed mubarak" dene ka,

dil ne kaha kyon na aap se shuruaat karoo,

"HAPPY EID MUBARAK IN ADVANCE TO YOU AND YOUR FAIMILY"

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Eid-ul-Fitr has been declared as  holiday all over the world which gets celebrated on the end of Ramadan month indicating 1st day of Islamic month of Shawwal. It is the festival of breaking fast in the end of Ramazan month (also known as the “Islam’s month of fasting” means month of fasting and prayer). People from Muslim community go for the communal prayers, listen khutba and help people by donating required things while celebrating festival.

before Eid-ul-Fitr muslims are having fast for one month, this month is the most important month for all muslims, islam is the one of largest religion of the world, islam was established by prophit mohammad(SAW )

Before Eid-ul-Fitr muslims are distributing some money to poors, Eid-ul-Fitr is celebrating in different country with different date according to moon.

They celebrate this festival as the first Eid of the year whereas Eid al-Adha is the second Eid. Eid ul Fitr is celebrated all over the world at the end of holy Ramadan as well as 1st day of Shawwal month. A special prayer is offered during this celebration called Salat or Islamic prayer in an open field or any large hall. They continue their fast in the faith of God till last day of the Ramadan month during which they pay “Zakat and fitra” before Eid prayers.

پورے ملک میں عید الفت کے تہوار کو چھٹی کے طور پر قرار دیا گیا ہے جو رمضان کے اختتام پر منایا جاتا ہے جو شاول کے اسلامی مہینے کا پہلا دن ہے. یہ رمضان المبارک کے اختتام میں روزہ توڑنے کا تہوار ہے (جسے "اسلام کا روزہ رکھنے کا مہینہ" جانا جاتا ہے) کا مطلب ہے روزہ اور نماز کا مہینہ). مسلم کمیونٹی کے لوگ سامعین کی نماز کے لئے جاتے ہیں، ختبا (واعظ کا مطلب) سنتے ہیں اور تہوار کو منانے کے دوران ضروری اشیاء کو عطیہ کرتے ہوئے لوگوں کی مدد کرتے ہیں.

عید الاطر کے مسلمانوں کو ایک ماہ کے روزہ روزہ رکھنے سے پہلے، یہ مہینہ تمام مسلمانوں کے لئے اہم مہینہ ہے، اسلام عالم دنیا کا سب سے بڑا مذہب ہے، اس میں اسلامی جمہوریہ بزنس محمد (ص)

عید الفطر کے مسلمانوں نے پوجاوں کو کچھ پیسہ تقسیم کرنے سے قبل، چاند کے مطابق مختلف ملکوں میں عید الفتھ کا جشن منایا ہے.

وہ یہ تہوار سال کے پہلے عید کے طور پر مناتے ہیں جبکہ عید الہدا دوسرا عید ہے. رمضان المبارک کے اختتام پر بھی شوال مہینے کے پہلے دن عید الطرطر پوری دنیا میں منایا جاتا ہے. اس خصوصی تقریب میں ایک خصوصی نماز پیش کی جاتی ہے جس میں کھلی میدان یا کسی بڑی ہال میں نماز یا اسلامی نماز پڑی جاتی ہے. رمضان المبارک کے آخری دن تک وہ خدا کی عقیدت میں اپنے روزہ جاری رکھیں گے جس میں وہ عید کی نماز سے پہلے "زکات اور فترا" ادا کرتے ہیں.

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Jokes for friends

Jokes for friends....

Funny jokes for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes

love you friends

तीन काले दोस्त 👲👳👲,एक साथ जा रहे थे ।

तभी अचानक एक 👧देवी प्रकट हुई ।

देवी - मै तुम्हारी एक एक इच्छा पूरी करुँगी माँगो जो तुम्हे माँगना है ।

पहला - मुझे गोरा कर दो ।
वो गोरा हो गया ।

दूसरा- मुझे भी गोरा कर दो ।
वो भी गोरा हो गया ।

तीसरा - जोर जोर से हँस के बोला इन दोनो को फिर काला कर दो ।
😂😂

हर एक फ्रेड़ँ कमीना होता है ।

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Latest Heart Touching Sad Bewafa Shayari Cover Pics in Hindi Painful Sad Break Up Sms Dard Bhari Shayri hindi urdu ghazal

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broken heart pictures photos Love Shayari, New Shayari Latest Heart Touching Sad Bewafa Shayari Cover Pics in Hindi Painful Sad Break Up Sms Dard Bhari Shayri hindi urdu ghazal ...

Dard se haath na milaate to.....

Dard Bhari Shayari बेवफा शायरी Cover Pic Image

Dard se haath na milaate to aur kya karte,

gam ke aansoo na bahate to aur kya karte,

usne maangi thi hamse raushani( रौशनी ) ki dua,

ham khud ko na jalaate to aur kya karte!

two lines Shayari बेवफा शायरी Cover Pic Image

कोई अच्छी सी सजा दो मुझे
चलो ऐसा करो भूला दो मुझको
तुमसे बिछड़ जाएँ तो मौत आ जाए
दिल की गहराई से ऐसी दुआ दो मुझको.
                                                                                   

Tum ne us waqt par bewafai ki 
yakeen jab akhiri makaam par tha!

                                                              

Mahfil me hm bhi khade the tere kuch aise 
jaise tasveer laga de koi deewaar ke saath!
                                                              

Band mutthi se girti hui rait ki tarah
bhula diya tumne to zara zara karke!
                                                                                

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भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम आपकी वजह से ही तो हमारे घर के चुल्हे जलते है वरना हम भुखे मर जायें ।।।।

पाकिस्तानी टीवी निर्माता ।।

 India Pakistan funny pics Sports Jokes memes in Hindi

न इश्क़ में न प्यार में जो मज़ा है
पाकिस्तान की हार में

Na ishq me na pyar me
jo maza hai pakistan ki haar me

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इन्तेर्विएवेर- अगर हार कर वापिस आओगे 
तो तुम्हे गोली मार देंगे

सरफ़राज़- गोली से नहीं साहब विराट कोहली से डर लगता है

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एक न्यायाधीश ने एक छोटी लड़की से पूछा: अब जब आपके माता-पिता तलाक हो रहे हैं तो क्या आप अपनी माँ के साथ रहना चाहते हैं?

लड़की: नहीं, मेरी माँ मुझे धड़कता है

जज: मुझे लगता है कि आप अपने पिताजी के साथ रहना चाहते हैं।

लड़की: नहीं, मेरे पिताजी मुझे भी धड़कता है

जज: ठीक है, तो आप किसके साथ रहना चाहते हैं?

लड़की: मैं भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम के साथ रहना चाहता हूं, मेरा मानना ​​है कि वे किसी को नहीं हरा सकते हैं!

चुटकुले की स्थापना के लिए निपुण कौशल के लिए, दूसरी जीत नीचे हाथ। 1-1 यह है, एक जंगली हिंडोला सवारी सिर्फ एक इंडी-पाक क्रिकेट मैच की तरह है।

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