Boy vs Girl Jokes Young Boy And Girl Stock Photos, Images, Desi Jokes Teacher Student Jokes

Boy vs Girl Jokes Young Boy And Girl Stock Photos, Images,  Desi Jokes Teacher Student Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Dirty jokes SMS Funny Jokes Laugh Factor engineering jokes

Do goonge

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Do goonge oo..uu..uuu karke aapas me baat kar rahe the,

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isse pahle ki mujhe daya aati..

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kameeno ne gutka thook kar baat karna shuru kar diya.

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लड़का: 

डैड मम्मी नहीं है घर पे,

आ जाओ कुछ तो करेंगे मिलके….

लड़की:

तू रहने दे कमीने,

ऐसे ही एक बार बुला के बरतन धुलवाया था मुझसे!!

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ladka: Dad Mom nahi hai ghar pe,

aa jao kuch to karenge milke….

ladakee: tu rahne de kameene,

aise hi ek baar bula ke bartan dhulavaaya tha tune mujhase!!

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Young Boy And Girl Stock Photos

लड़की :  Activa क्यों ले रहे हो ?
कोई स्टाइलिश सी bike लो ना


लड़का : वो क्या है ना नमकीन , पऊआ , सोडा
लाने के लिए बाइक में डिक्की नहीं ना होती। ……
तू ये सब पकड़ कर बैठेगी ?
😏😆😆👴👴👵👵👵


लड़की : Activa ले लो मैं भी चला लूंगी

ladki:  activa kyo le rahe ho ?
koyi stylish si bike lo na!!


ladka : wo kya hai na namkeen , paooa , soda
laane ke liye bike me dikki nahi na hoti hai. ……
tu ye sab pakad kar baithegi ?


ladkee : activa le lo me bhi chala loongi!!!
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दो लड़कियां आपस में बातें कर रहीं थी।


पहली लड़की: आज के बाद किसी भी लड़के पर विश्वास नहीं करुँगी।
सब साले झूठे, धोखेबाज़ और कमीने होते हैं।


दूसरी लड़की: क्यों क्या हुआ?
तेरे बॉयफ्रेंड ने तुझे कुछ कहा क्या?


पहली लड़की: नाम मत लो उस झूठे, धोखेबाज़ का।
मैं तो आज के बाद उसका मुंह भी नहीं देखूंगी।


दूसरी लड़की ने हैरानी से पूछा: क्यों, ऐसा क्या हो गया?
क्या तुमने उसे किसी और लड़की के साथ पकड़ लिया है?


पहली लड़की: अरे नहीं, उसने मुझे मेरे दूसरे बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ देख लिया।
जबकि उसने मुझे कल कहा था कि वो कुछ दिनों के लिए शहर से बाहर जा रहा है।
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Best Dosti Shayari दोस्ती शायरी Friendship Pictures, wallpapers for Facebook, Whatsapp Best friends forever

Best Dosti Shayari दोस्ती शायरी Friendship Pictures, wallpapers for Facebook, Whatsapp Best friends forever salman khan shahrukh khan Best Love Shayari quotes ghazel in Hindi

Inspirational Shayari & Friendship Shayari, Here we are going to share Best Hindi Love and friendship Shayari for you and your friends. This Collection of latest friendship shayari in Hindi & Love Shayari . We also have a Collection of Romantic Shayari in Hindi & Funny Whatsapp quotes Status in Hindi.

हॅसाकर हमें रुला .....

Best friends forever quotes images and friends wallpapers

Dushmano ke sitam ka dar nahi hamko,
ham to doston ke rooth jaane se darte hai,
mohabbat to fir bhi dil se ho jaati hai,
jigar chaahiye sachchi dosti ke liye....
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हॅसाकर हमें रुला मत देना,
खास बनाकर गैर बना मत देना.
माना की हम आपके खास दोस्त नहीं,
इसी बात का बहाना बनाकर भुला मत देना !
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Chupke se dhadkan me utar jaayenge,
raahe ulfat me had se gujar jaayenge,
aap jo hamen itna chaahenge,
ham to aapaki saanson me pighal jaayenge..
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यादों में हमारी आप भी खोये होंगे,
खुली आँखों से कभी आप भी सोए होंगे,
मन हसना हैं अदा ग़म छुपाने की,
पर हस्ते हस्ते कभी आप भी रोये होंगे.
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surya grahan compare friendship

दो दोस्तों की दोस्ती से लोग जलते हैं,
तरह-तरह की बातें करते हैं,
जब चाँद और सूरज का होता है
खुलकर मिलन,
तो उसे भी लोग ग्रहण कहते हैं !
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हस्तियां मिट गई नाम कमाने में,
उम्र बीत गई खुसिया पाने में,
एक पल में दूर न हो जाना हमसे,
हमें तो सालो लगे है,
आप जैसा दोस्त पाने में.....
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Ye doston ki mehphil..
ye raton ko jaagnaa yaaro..
Gaaliyan sunke hasna, fir juta leke piche bhagna..
Bhabhi kehke dost ki girl friend ko chidhaana..
Ek samose me 10 tukde baatna..
Senti hoke dusre ka dimag chaatna..
Ye sab ek din kho jayega…
Jeevan shayad tanha ho jayega….
Fir bhi hum muskuraya karenge…:
Aur apne doston ko gaaliyan de kar fir bulaya karenge…..
love u all my friends..:):)thanks for coming in my life.
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Wo yaad nahi karte,
Hm bhula nahi sakte.
Woh hansa nahi sakte,
Hum rula nahi sakte.
Dosti itni khubsoorat hai hamaari 
ki... Wo bataa nahi sakte,
Aur hm jataa nahi sakte......
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Kehte hain dost banana zindagi hai
Dosti nibhana zindagi hai
Kitne bhi busy kyun na rahe din bhar
Magar ek pal ke liye hi sahi
Doston ki yaad aana hi zindagi hai.......
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फूलो की महक को चुराया नहीं जाता,
सूरज की किरणों को छुपाया नहीं जाता,
कितने व् दूर रहो ऐ दोस्त तुम,
दोस्ती में आप जैसा दोस्त को भुलाया नहीं...
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भूल गए या, भुलाना चाहते हो? दूर कर दिया,
या जाना चाहते हो? आजमा लिया,
या आजमाना चाहते हो? मश्ग कर रहे हो

या अभी और पैसे बचाना चाहते हो?
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यु  ायिनो से कब तक दिल बहलाओगे,
जब अँधेरा होगा खुद को तन्हा पाओगे,
हम जैसा दोस्त रहे अगर आपके साथ,

कसम से उम्र भर तन्हाई को तरस जाओगे
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Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes | Doctor patient Funny Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Boy vs Girl

Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes | Doctor patient Funny Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Boy vs Girl Comedy Central Latest jokes for whatsapp and facebook pictures wallpapers 

Dekoreshan course ki class 

Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes

Dekoreshan course ki class chal rahi thi,

teacher ne poochha....

" kam se kam area me

jyaada se jyaada sajaawat

ka ek udaaharan den.... ??"

sab soch rahe the.....!!!!

tabhi peechhe se aavaaj aayi

"aurat ka chehara "

😉😉😝😝😂😂😉😝

teacher ne naukari tyaag diya hai, ab sabji ki kheti karte hain.

😉😝😉😝😉😝

santa INTERVIEW dene gaya.

Interviewer: aapane kaha tak study kiya hai?

santa: angreji mein dabal MA

Interviewer : achchha batao angoor ko angreji mein kya kahate hai?

santa: maine angreji mein double MA kiya hai, fruit mein nahi!…

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Doctor patient jokes

 Doctor– kya patient number 29 ko hosh aa gaya ?

Nurse– kya vo behosh tha !!! 

maine to uska postmortum karwa diya hai!!

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Santa revisits the doctor... 

Doctor: Dawai pi li thi ki nahi? 

Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi. 

Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na? 

Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi. 

Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na? 

Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi. 

Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na? 

Patnt- are dr sahab piliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha! 

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Friendship funny jokes

Zameen chupaane ke liye gagan hota hai

dil chhupaane ke liye badan hota hai

shayad marne ke baad bhi chhupaaye jaate hai gam 

isiliye har laash ke oopar kafan hota hai......

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Three guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). 

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as 

"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), 

"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), 

"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), 

"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). 

Choice is yours!

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Girl (In Train) :- Can I Sit Here ?

Boy: - It All yourrs .........

Girl: - Can I Take Some Water?

Boy: - My Pleasure............!

Girl: - "Bhaiya" Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai ?

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Boy:-

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"Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimag Me Koi GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai,

Jaldi Seat Khali Kar Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...."

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Romantic Rain Wallpapers Images Barish Love Shayari | Sad shayari | Romantic Shayari | Alone shayari Girlfriend Boyfriend

Romantic Rain Wallpapers Images Barish Love Shayari | Sad shayari | Romantic Shayari | Alone shayari Girlfriend Boyfriend हिंदी शायरी नई रेन-बारिश शायरी 2017 Happy Rainy Day Barish Quotes SMS

Ye Barish ka mausam...

Romantic Rain Wallpapers Images

Khud bhi rota hai,

mujhe bhi rulaa ke jaata hai,

ye barish ka mausam bhi kya mausam hai,

uski yaad dila ke jaata hai.

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Baarish Poem

धरती से सावन की बूंदे मिलने जब भी आती हैं, 

उसकी शिकायत करती हैं कुछ अपना दर्द सुनती हैं. 

कुछ रिश्ते नये बनाती एहसास नया दे जाती हैं,

हर एक कली को फूल बाग़ को गुलशन कर जाती हैं. 

चाहत नयी सी होती है अरमान नया दे जाती हैं, 

कुछ ख़ुशी के पल कुछ मुस्कान नयी दे जाती हैं.

धरती से सावन की बूंदे मिलने जब भी आती हैं, 

उसकी शिकायत करती हैं कुछ अपना दर्द सुनती हैं. 

सूखे खेतों से जब सौंधी सी खुश्बू आती है,

सूनी आँखों में फिर से एक ख्वाब नया दे जाती है. 

कहीं प्यार नया होता है कहीं जुदाई दे जाती है, 

कहीं सावन के झूले कहीं बिरहा के गीत सुनाती है.

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धरती से सावन की बूंदे मिलने जब भी आती हैं, 

उसकी शिकायत करती हैं कुछ अपना दर्द सुनती हैं.

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jokes on cleanness

हम भारतीयों की एक 

खास आदत!!

कोई भी चीज़ साफ करनी

 हो तो।

😁एक गंदा कपड़ा देना😁

अब बताओ कपडा गन्दा रहेगा 

तो टेबल कैसे साफ़ होगा

 😇😇 😇😇

जब बारिश हो तो बहार बैठा करो. 

तुम्हारी किस्मत खुल जाएँगी… 

और अगर किस्मत न खुली तो क्या हुआ… 

कितने दिनों से न धूलि हो...

 वो सूरत तो धूल जाएँगी ना

 😇😇 😇😇

 Alone shayari Girlfriend Boyfriend Sad shayari

Kal uski yaad poori raat aati rahi,

ham jaage poori duniya soti rahi,

aasmaan me bijliyan poori raat chamakti rahi,

bas ek baarish thi jo mere saath roti rahi!

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खयालो में वही, सपनो में वही, 

लेकिन उनकी यादों में हम थे ही नहीं, 

हम जागते रहे दुनिया सोती रही, एक बारिश ही थी, 

जोह हमारे साथ रोती रही..

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अगली बारिश का वादा था उसका, 

मैं किस से कहूँ, 

कोई उस से भी तो कहे, 

के आजाओ बारिश लौट आई है.

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Rain Facts For Kids

• Rain falls from clouds in the sky in the form of water droplets, this is called precipitation.
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• Water can also fall from the sky in the form of hail, sleet or snow fall.
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• Rain is an important part of the water cycle. Without rain in the world life is not possible.
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• Rain occurs on other planets in our Solar System(in our solar system exist many planets about similar to earth) but it is different to the rain we experience here on Earth. For example, rain on Venus is made of sulfuric acid and due to the intense heat it evaporates before it even reaches the surface!
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• Weather radar is used to detect and monitor rain.
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• Rain gauges are use to measure the amount of rain over a certain period of time.
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• The highest amount of rainfall ever recorded in 24 hours is 182.5 centimetres (71.9 inches) in Foc-Foc. This occurred during tropical cyclone Denise on January 8, 1966.
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• The highest amount of rainfall ever recorded in one year is 25.4 meters (1000 inches) in Cherrapunji, India.
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• Antarctica is the driest continent on Earth.
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• Heavy rain can cause flooding and landslides and damages our lives.
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• Rain allows us to create electricity through hydropower from their high flow rate.
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• Plants need water in order to survive, they receive much of this water from rain.
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• Forests that experience high levels of rainfall are called rainforests.
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• Rain with high levels of acid (a low pH) is called acid rain which is not helpful for helth. Caused by the release of sulphur dioxide and nitrogen oxides into the air (often from factories and power stations), it can be harmful to plants and animals of the world or planet.

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GST Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures Breaking funny news on GST Really Funny Jokes On Goods & Service Tax

GST Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures Breaking funny news on GST Really Funny Jokes On Goods & Service Tax Latest News Headlines about Gst girl boy jokes pati patni jokes

Pahle modi ji ne....

Latest News, Photos, on Gst Pictures

Pahle modi ji ne

ek baba(Baba Ramdev) ko vyapaari banaaya

ab GST laakar

saare vyapaariyo ko baba bana diye!!!!

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GST picture jokes

 BJP neta ne vyapaari se poochha:

GST ka kya matlab hai?

vyapaari ne javaab diya

G - gayi

S - sarkar

T - tumhari!

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Funny jokes on GST 

Shukr hai nahi laga ishk par koi #GST,

varna tu bhi to meri Aukaat se baahar ho jaati !!

 👵👵😆😆😆😆😆

Kaam dhandhe itne mande ho gaye hain ki 

ab to gharvaali bhi bina jeb check kiye 

kapde dho deti hai.....

GST se pareshaan vyapaari

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Doctor: Glucagon StimulationTest

Pandit: Gau Sewa Tax

Haryanvi: Ghano Sara Tax

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GST 

The government on Tuesday announced rules regarding MRP or maximum retail price for all the goods under the 

GST (goods and services tax) regime that was rolled out at the midnight of Friday and Saturday. 

There has been ample confusion among both consumers and retailers regarding 

how the MRP changes will reflect our business under GST.

"Under the GST regime, if a price of a product has increased the manufacturer/ importer/ packer will have to 

give an advertisement in two newspapers about the new MRP and put a revised sticker on the packaging,", 

Department of Consumer Affairs Secretary Avinash Srivastava said. Both the new and the old MRP must show 

on the packaging.

Eating Out

Dining out will be expensive. Here’s an example explaining how -

In a restaurant, say a consumer spends Rs.100. Currently you pay an average of 18.5% as service tax and VAT. So apart from the service charge, you usually shell out Rs 118.5.

Now, according to GST, it’s expected that the rates can be fixed at 18 to 20%.

Accordingly at 20% approximate tax rate, your bill will be 120 rupees you will have to pay 120 rupees instead of 118.5.

Buying a car

The luxury of a car will now seem reachable for the common man.

Buying a car will be hassle free in different states with same prices everywhere.

So a Rs.5 lakh car with excise duty of 12.5 % and with VAT roughly totals to Rs 6.25 lakh. Now under the GST, it is expected to get lower up till Rs 35,000. If the rate is fixed at 18%, the price will now be Rs 5.9 lakhs. Automobile industry looks upwards This is the benefit by the GST.

so some thing is benefit for costomers some are not.

India has both implemented and not implemented the spirit of a unifying GST.  The GST subsumes a number of a central (central excise duty, countervailing customs duty) and GST is not beneficial for small businesman but it will be more beneficial for great businesaman state (state VAT, luxury tax, entry tax, octroi) taxes and thus prevents the dreaded cascading effect of taxes .

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New Funny Rain (Barish) Jokes in Hindi बारिश जोक्स Weather Jokes Rainy Day / Barish SMS Pics Monsoon Season

New Funny Rain Jokes in Hindi बारिश जोक्स Weather Jokes Rainy Day Barish SMS Pics Monsoon Season Funny SMS in Urdu Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes Really Funny Engineering Humour Jokes seasonal jokes

A boy gets pulled over .....

बारिश जोक्स  Pics jokes

A boy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy season.

The police says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?"

The driver says, "Who's stupid?

I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

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Barish ki ritu mubarak ho aapko,

aasha hai ki aap is ritu me romantic feel karoge…

aap baarish me nahaane jaoge…

paani ko chhap chhapaoge…

naachoge…

gaoge…

kudoge…

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theek hai, karo jo karna hai..

kyonki har “medhak” baarish mein aisa hi karta hai .......

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Ek ladka apni GF ko ghumaane le ke jaata hai .

aur achaanak se bahot tej baarish ho jaati hai .

socho us tej baarish me kya hua hoga…

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socho…

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socho..

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are gande insaan…

kuch nahi…

donon bheeg gaye, kyonki chhaata lekar nahi gaye the .

kameeno hamesha ganda hi sochoge tum log.

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Poem on Rainz season

barish lekar aaye badal

gad-gad, gad-gad ki dhun me

dhol-nagaade bajaye baadal

bijali chamke cham-cham, cham-cham

chham-chham naach dikhaye baadal

chale hawayen san-san, san-san

madhur geet sunaye baadal

boonden tapke tap-tap, tap-tap

jhamaajham jal barasaye baadal

jharne bole jham-jham, jham-jham

inme bahte jaze baadal

chehre lage hasane-muskaane

itani khushiyaan laze baadal

jokes on GST selfi pics

Husband: kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

wife: moll me gayi thi, shopping karne.

Husband: kya kya liya?

Wife: ek hair clip aur 45 selfi .

pati sadme me hai.....!

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Essay on Barish in Hindi

Kaha jaata hai ki vasant rituo ka raaja hai aur varsha rituon kee raani hai . jab maz-june me sorry devata ke kop se dharatee jalane lagatee hai tab kaheen indr devata pyaasi dharati ki pyaas bujhaane ke lie taiyaar hote hain

jal hi jeevan hai . yadi varsha na ho to sansaar ka astitv hee samaapt ho jae . bhaaratavarsh ek krshi pradhaan desh hai . yahaan to barasaat ka vishesh mahattv hai . nadi, naharon, taalaabon aur nalakoopon ke hote hue bhee varsha kee sada aavashyakata rahati hai . isalize jyeshth maas me amaavasya ko vidhivat varsha ka poojan kiya jaata hai, jisase samay par baarish ho aur ek naya jeevan mile .

july ke din the . vidyaalay khul chuke the . kai din se lagaataar bhayankar garmi pad rahi thi . sadaken, ghar, makaan, chaaron or maanon aag baras rahi thi . vidyaalay mein to bahut bura haal tha . teen ki chaadaren bhayankar roop se tap rahee theen . pankhon kee hava bhee aag phenk rahi thi . lagabhag teen baje ka samay tha .

achaanak aandhi-si aayi . khidakiyaan charamaraane lagi . chaaron or andhera chha gaya . kamare mein bijalee nahin thi . aisa laga jaise raat ho gaee thee . maastar jee ne majaboor hokar padhaana band kar diya . bachchon ne kitaaben sambhaal lee . achaanak gadagadaahat praarambh ho gaee aur baarish hone lagee . teen kee chhat par padatee huee boonde shor karane lagee . thodee hee der mein tootee khidakiyon se paanee kee bauchhaar andar aane lagee, bachchon ne apanee pustaken sambhaalee . dekhate hee dekhate baadal aur gahara hota gaya .

aisa lagata tha jaise kisi ne aasamaan mein syaahi mal di ho . skool ke baraamade geele ho gaye . maidaan mein paani ekatr hone laga . chhote bachche kaagaj ki naav banaakar chalaane lage . vidyaalay mein kaaphi paani jama ho gaya . tabhi kisi sharaarati bachche ne shor macha diya ki paani mein karant hai .

bas phir kya tha aphara-taphari mach gazi, saare adhyaapak baahar nikal aaye . bachchon ko dheere-dheere vidyaalay ke dvaar se baahar nikaal diya . pradhaanaachaary ne chhut‌tee kee ghantee bajava di . baarish band nahin huee thee, halki avashy ho gayi thi . vidyaalay aate samay main chhatari nahin laaya tha, isalie bheeg gaya . sadak par nichale sthaanon mein paanee bhar gaya tha .

traiphik ruk-sa gaya tha . kuchh log chhaata lagae hue the . kuchh striyaan chhatariyaan lie theen . par adhikaansh log bheege hue the . vidyaalay ke paas kee jhuggiyon mein paanee bhar gaya tha . maata jee ne garm-garm chaay pilaayee .is prakaar aanandapoorvak barasaat ka din vyateet hua .

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GST funny jokes and memes... 

“GST” ka full form “GOODS AND SERVICES TAX” hota hai. aajkal bharat me “GST” ek charcha ka vishay bana hua hai. logo ko “GST” samjhane me kaafi kathinayi ho rahi hai aur log iske faayade bhi nahi samajh pa rahe hain.

is post mein aapako “GST” par joks milenge, ummeed karta hu ki aapko ye jokes pasand aayenge.

What is GST-

The Goods and Services Tax or "GST" is scheduled to be launched on the 1st of July, and it is set to revolutionize the way we pay our taxes by replacing it in one taxe instead of paying multiple tax on one thing.
Is GST taxes divided into four parts-
1-5%
2-12%
3-18%
4-28%

The lowest rate of 5% would be for common use items while there would be two standard rates of 12% and 18% under the Goods and Services Tax

modi amit shah GST pics

आप कुँवारे हो 

और जो कमाते हों

उसमे से 

अपने माता पिता, भाई बहिन, भतीजा, भांजा 

सब को पैसे देते हो। 

ये है Taxes....

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पर शादी के बाद यही सब पैसे 

इकठ्ठे अपनी पत्नी को देते हैं 

बस यही है  GST

G.   घरवाली

S.   सर्विस

T.   टेक्स

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pati patni jokes image on GST

congratulation,

samajh me na aane waale maamle me “GST” second nambar pr aa gaya hai.

aur patni ka mood abhi bhi pahle number pr bana hua hai.

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rahul gandhi – ab GST aane wala hai

aliya bhatt – ye GST to pahle bhi tha



rahul gandhi – tujhe GST ka matlab bhi pata hai

aliya – ha! pata hai



rahul gandhi – kya hai ?

aliya – G-goodcnight S-sweatdreams T-takecare….
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pappu jokes on GST

had ho gayi yaar,

ab to “GST” bhi paas ho gaya,

dekhte hai “pappu” kab paas hota hai.

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santa – bhai tumko pata hai,

banta – ha bhai bilkul pata hai,

santa to bata – 

banta- GST means: good night sweet dreams Take care

banta ki baat sunkar santa behosh

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santa ki patni ko gussa aa gaya aur usne bola

aap peene me itana paisa kyo barbaad karte ho

santa patni ko – aur tum jo har maheene paanch hazaar parlor me jaakar udaati ho uska kya

patni – wo to me aap ko sundar dikhu isliye karti hu,

santa – are pagli tu mujhko sundar lage isaliye to me peeta hu,

santa ki baat sunakar patni behosh.!!!

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Finally

GST is one indirect tax for the whole nation, which will make India one unified common market.

GST is a single tax on the supply of goods and services, right from the manufacturer to the consumer. Credits of input taxes paid at each stage will be available in the subsequent stage of value addition, which makes GST essentially a tax only on value addition at each stage. The final consumer will thus bear only the GST charged by the last dealer in the supply chain, with set-off benefits at all the previous stages.

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